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Originally Posted by underscore
I know the US military is large, but it seems like they're going to end up spread pretty thin if all of these things actually kick off at the same time.
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1. US invades Greenland, NATO collapses. No one will declare war on US.
2. US allies with Russia, splits Ukraine and pillages resources under guise of peace.
3. Russia conscripts Ukrainians and moves military troops to their West. EU forces have to strengthen their Eastern front, even if Russia doesn't invade. Europe cannot risk getting into war with Russia while potentially getting backstabbed by the US.
4. US and Isreal attack Iran under guise of regime change and pillages resources.
5. Angered by Carney's deal to allow Chinese EVs into Canada, US rolls over the border and makes Canada it's 51st state. EU is too tied up in Europe to come to Canada's aid.
6. With the majority of the World's oil reserves under US/Russia + friends' control, an EU-China alliance is created to combat Axis of Evil 2.0
If boots on the ground are needed, DJT calls up his buddy KJU to use North Korean troops. The US also kidnaps Venezuelans, Canadians, and Iranians to send to front lines. ICE will be given bonus commissions for every non-white person they kidnap to send to front lines.
7. DJT crowns himself King of America and lives to 120. Baron inherits the throne.
/fiction