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Old 01-23-2026, 09:59 AM   #229
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Prostate exam isn't THAT bad.

Although there's something demoralizing about lying sideways on a cold patient table while your doctor shoves a latex finger covered in cold lubricant goop up your rear end.

The feeling of that goop coming out your arse onto the 1-ply paper on the patient table when they pull the finger out somehow turns you from the most masculine man into a little bitch in the span of seconds.
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