Originally Posted by donk.
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I find it funny, and i only hear this kind of stuff going on in chinese groups of friends
My old company, we had a 30ish chinese guy (white washed/born here), and there was a bunch of messy stuff going on in their friends group
Best example was like 14 of them went on a whistler ski trip or something, but his ex was there, AND he was actively chatting up another girl in the group.
By the middle of the trip he was making out with the "new" girl, and then his other male friend overheard his ex being upset that she found out about his new toy and told him. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, WOMAN?
That is just straight up comedy. Dont remember how long who dated who or whatever details, but oh yeah, theres a bunch of eskimo brother stuff going in there.
By this point im sure he is onto #3 or #4 girl of his friend group, dude was build like Gerbs, pussy lined up around the corner
Actually, you know what, to be fair, ive had some "messy" stuff in my life too, so i shouldent be talking lol.
My favorite example was when i stopped seeing a chick, the chick wanted to bang my friends to get on my nerve, so her and my closest friend did some base 1 shit.
My closest friend never told me.
Somehow i ended up porking her a year later and she told me about what they did.
I never confronted my buddy about it. (Salivating for the perfect moment)
About a year later same buddy was over at my place, and the conversation on his end went to: something along the lines of "i had this asshole friend at work that tried to bang my ex".
To which i said "oh yeah dude thats SUPER shady, kinda like that time you and ________ did stuff behind my back and never told me, yeah dude".
My friend just froze and started to turn red from embarrassment, it was hilarious, followed by puckering his lips with a "oh crap" look.
We hugged it out, i didnt care, was just funny more than anything.
That same chick did a photoshoot in the lake with my other close friend (friend being the photographer). (Which he asked me about before even going)
I go to my buddies place a week later, and he says: "so that was an odd shoot, i think she was trying to fuck me. After we finished the photos, she asked me if she could come over to "use my shower and clean up", to which i didnt think twice, and said no to. Then she tried again when we were walking back to our cars in a different format, i didnt think anything of it at the time, but by the time i was driving home........"
Gold, absolute gold.
I got some other dark moments with the trio of 10s i mentioned in my previous post, but those you can ask me about in person only lol.
I should write a book on the stupidity of my life
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