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i dont know the official rule on the offside call, but lets say our players are alll offside and erhoff shot it from center, and it goes in. is that offside call or does the goal still count?
cause ive seen plenty of times where players hammer the puck in while players are offside to get a change in.
thats actually a good question. what if no player touches the puck and it scores on a delayed offside dump in?
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BTW, I saw the bouncy tits on the local news hour last night. Let's just say, "What's been seen cannot be unseen." As in, it was not a pretty sight. Sometimes too much is too much.
Wow... I don't think I've ever seen/heard you say that a pair of bouncy tits was too much, regardless of size!
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I'm not going to bother looking up the rule, but there must be a clause that specifically addresses it.
Actually, I thought about it some more... and started having some doubts about it.
For soccer, it would count, because the play is only considered offside if the play is affected by the player(s) in the offside position. You can have players offside and still score a legitimate goal.
So I was wondering if the same thing applied for hockey... so I decided to look it up.
The answer is no...
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83.4 Disallowed Goal – If the puck is shot on goal during a delayed off-side, the play shall be allowed to continue under the normal clearing-the-zone rules. Should the puck, as a result of this shot, enter the defending team’s goal during a delayed off-side, either directly or off the goalkeeper, a player or an official on the ice, the goal shall be disallowed as the original shot was off-side.
Makes sense. otherwise youd end up with a lot of people 'dumping' pucks in on net from outside the blueline hoping for the goalie to stop play and get a faceoff inside the zone as opposed to turning over the puck (on a dump in) or a faceoff outside the zone (for an offside)
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Actually, I thought about it some more... and started having some doubts about it.
For soccer, it would count, because the play is only considered offside if the play is affected by the player(s) in the offside position. You can have players offside and still score a legitimate goal.
So I was wondering if the same thing applied for hockey... so I decided to look it up.
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Did anyone see what Kesler did the goal was scored? Start viewing at about 1:00 min and maybe you'll be able to see it. If not, just finish reading my post and rewatch because it is a little difficult to see.
http://www.youtube.com/user/CanucksHD#p/u/0/jp1n3XxgOYo
Kesler was essentially coming into the play and just hopped off the bench when Hodgson was going back for the switch. As soon as Kesler hit the ice and Hodgson was in the bench, the goal was scored. Kesler, instead of going in and celebrating turned around right away and signaled for Hodgson to go back in to celebrate. In fact, it kind of looked like he left Erhoff hanging...
Official rule is a stoppage in play if the puck goes into the net or hits the goalie on a delayed offside with the resulting faceoff in the offending teams zone.
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That KHL hardest shot is probably bullshit or it isn't measured at the same spot as they do it in the NHL.
Yes, no player in the history of the NHL, the best hockey league in the world filled with the best players in the world have never shot harder than 105.9 MPH and some second-rate beer league filled with communists and aging players no longer good enough to play in the NHL has a guy that can beat that mark by FIVE? How plausible is that?
But either way, Zdeno Chara and the NHL probably don't give a shit. The KHL sucks and it probably will stay that way for years to come.
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