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Pretty sure they just need to GTFO. So they have to sell in order to leave, not to pay the strata.
"Shit Stir Stick" meaning shit disturbers?
yes. wouldn't they have to pay the strata penalties before they leave or have it tied to the unit meaning the new buyer would have to pay, thus decreasing the value of the unit by whatever the penalty fees levied against that unit?
Funny story at work, don't know where else to post this, lol.
K, so I work as a lifeguard and swimming instructor for a pool in city of Vancouver. On Thursday, I have an hour of cleaning/lifeguarding after my teaching portion ends, at 8 pm. I was in the hot tub, and was gonna shower and change, then another lifeguard tells me someone took a shit in the men's changeroom washroom. Great. I got ready, and headed inside.
I expected like, a bit of leakage left on the seat or something. Usually they say "took a shit" but it only turns out to be a smear or something. Nope, not today. There was literally a log, in front of the toilet, on a piece of toilet paper. I almost puked when I saw it. I ran back out, grabbed the heavy duty disinfectant, and threw another shirt over my face, like a bandana.
I didn't wanna touch that shit, so I lined a dustpan with lots of tissue, threw more tissues over the turd, and swept it into the pan. Little did I know, there was a smaller turd under it, which just smeared when I swept it. I almost puked, again. This kid that regularly comes to the pool was watching me, laughing at my misfortune. I ran out, gathered up courage, and went back in to finish it up, sweeping and disinfecting the hell out of the area. Shittiest day at work, literally LOL.
^Continuing stories of shits, I have two from highschool.
1: Some assbag thought it would be a hilarious April Fool's prank to shit in a paperbag and microwave it at the 7-11 across the street. Kid was expelled and all students were banned from 7-11 for over a month lol.
2: Bunch of grade 12's thought it would be a hilarious Grad prank to shit in every urinal in the school. I guess the effect was kind of funny since 1500 guys couldn't pee for the whole day...but I feel terrible for the custodian who probably had to clean it up. Although he was a bit of an ass...lol.
In grade 11, went to the washroom after lunch and someone had shit smears on the wall and there was a turd hanging from the ceiling. I don't know how it got there but who the hell grabs their shit and chucks it somewhere
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Kay.. here's another couple shitty stories from work.
About a month ago, I went in to hose and sweep the changeroom again, and in a different stall, was diarrhea and shit all over the wall. It literally looked like someone took a shit, stood up, bent over, and shot shit all over. It covered the toilet, and ended at about 4 feet up on the wall. How someone can spurt so much poop still bewilders me.
Now, this is what the staff call "Diarrhea Sunday". This was in 2011 or so. Some old guy, started leaking in the shallow end of the pool. He notices, then wades over slowly to the ramp to get out. For some reason, he starts wiping his soiled shorts with his hand, and then grabs the handrail to help himself get out. There are now shitty handprints on the rail, and you can see shitty footprints leading from the stairs of the pool to the changeroom. A coworker goes in, and finds the footprints leading to the washroom, and finds a patty on the ground, near the toilet. The pool was completely shut down for the rest of the day, and about 400 bucks of chlorine was added to kill everything. Best part was, the dude got his pass renewed for free.
I've decided that when I get old and need to renew my pass, I'm gonna take a massive shit in the pool and complain that I'm old.
^Continuing stories of shits, I have two from highschool.
1: Some assbag thought it would be a hilarious April Fool's prank to shit in a paperbag and microwave it at the 7-11 across the street. Kid was expelled and all students were banned from 7-11 for over a month lol.
2: Bunch of grade 12's thought it would be a hilarious Grad prank to shit in every urinal in the school. I guess the effect was kind of funny since 1500 guys couldn't pee for the whole day...but I feel terrible for the custodian who probably had to clean it up. Although he was a bit of an ass...lol.
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I can too that. In my grade 8 in highschool i heard rumors, and saw with my own eyes. About 8-10 boys all shit one after another in the same toilet, then dropped a fire works like a cherry bomb inside and lit it. Not only did the toilet break, but shit was literally exploded everywhere, on all four walls plus the floor and ceiling. Epic assholeness for sure.
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Going to check out an s2k tomorrow. Friend mentioned that it might've been a shady one that has been advertising on CL for over a year now.... anyone remember an ex-us import 2008 silver s2000? Located in Coquitlam?
Also, I've read about the numerous bad reviews about Vancouver Auto Liquidation but damn they have a blue S2k that I would kill for..... debating if I should go check it out
Going to check out an s2k tomorrow. Friend mentioned that it might've been a shady one that has been advertising on CL for over a year now.... anyone remember an ex-us import 2008 silver s2000? Located in Coquitlam?
Also, I've read about the numerous bad reviews about Vancouver Auto Liquidation but damn they have a blue S2k that I would kill for..... debating if I should go check it out
dont bother with the liquidation one
seat leather looks fucked, front bumper is off, and the craigslist ad for the car claims LOCAL. This color only comes from the US.
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On the Transfer/Tax Form used when buying/selling a car. The section of the form that pertains to $2000 worth of damage.......Did anyone notice that it says "CUMULATIVE VEHICLE DAMAGE"?????
Up until now, I thought that box was only checked if a single incident resulted in over $2000 worth of damages. But since it says cumulative, a couple smash and grabs, and a replaced windshield will mean you gotta check that box.
Who knew it was cumulative and who thought it was a single incident?
2: Bunch of grade 12's thought it would be a hilarious Grad prank to shit in every urinal in the school. I guess the effect was kind of funny since 1500 guys couldn't pee for the whole day...but I feel terrible for the custodian who probably had to clean it up. Although he was a bit of an ass...lol.
He was probably an ass because he had to deal with nonsense like that from every grad class.
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dont bother with the liquidation one
seat leather looks fucked, front bumper is off, and the craigslist ad for the car claims LOCAL. This color only comes from the US.
Wow thanks for the heads up.
Edit: found out they got it from Maple Ridge Chrysler Jeep Dodge.
Edit 2: "no accidents other than 2 vandalism claims" from their email response
Edit 3: he replied my email asking about the local car status:
"According to icbc records this was a local BC car and never registered out of province. If it was a US import it would say so on the icbc declaration. I also called Carter Honda and confirmed that it was purchased new from them back in Nov 2007"
And then he goes to mention that the VIN matches on all body panels etc...
Edit: found out they got it from Maple Ridge Chrysler Jeep Dodge.
Edit 2: "no accidents other than 2 vandalism claims" from their email response
Edit 3: he replied my email asking about the local car status:
"According to icbc records this was a local BC car and never registered out of province. If it was a US import it would say so on the icbc declaration. I also called Carter Honda and confirmed that it was purchased new from them back in Nov 2007"
And then he goes to mention that the VIN matches on all body panels etc...
I found on a forum that this color was available locally. In Canada it was named Bermuda Blue Pearl, same paint code as Laguna Blue in the states.
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Does anyone know the name of the hotel that is right on Whistler mountain?
It's the one that is to your right with all the hot tubs and pools when you're coming down the main whistler run.
I know that may be a terrible description, but hopefully that is enough for someone to know what i'm talking about =/
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that's a potentially 6 figure bus
