View Single Post
Old 02-19-2026, 03:34 PM   #85
Gerbs
OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: /
Posts: 5,403
Thanked 3,124 Times in 1,240 Posts
Failed 264 Times in 80 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by donk. View Post
Treat real life like a dating app

Getting coffee? > Hit on cashier
Workout? > Hit on the whore wearing a bikini
Getting groceries? > Hit on that milf

You miss 100% of the chances you dont take.
where in real life its like 1 in 10, maybe 1 in 30. (1 in 3 if your name is mikemhg)
I am 6 for 7 atm in real life.

It's so much better than apps, cause you can see catfish, sus their personality and vibe, and if timing is right, skip to first date/meet-up there.

Quote:
Originally Posted by donk. View Post
App gets you like 1 in 1000 results, where in real life its like 1 in 10, maybe 1 in 30. (1 in 3 if your name is mikemhg)
I swapped my Hinge to TO, matched with a few 10/10s, I'll never learn

For apps, I'm close to 80-90%+ matching for the demographic I'm looking for, from there 1 in 4 to getting their number, then 33% they show up on a date or was emotionally available / not recently single.

tldr; you're cooked

Quote:
Originally Posted by mikemhg View Post
Going to take some time to heal my mind, focus on the new doggo, and maybe jump into an app in a few months when spring starts
I would like to be 1/5th of Mike's size before spring starts
__________________


2022 Velo N
2005 S2000
2007 CSX Type-S [Sold]
2002 RSX-S [T-Boned]
Gerbs is offline   Reply With Quote