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Old 02-19-2026, 01:21 PM   #76
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Reminds me of when I was in University. This girl I was in a group project with, she told me she has a bestie who's really rich. The bestie was dating this guy who wasn't rich. Dad of the girl handed the bf keys to a brand new R8. "Here, drive this, it's yours to hold on to."
Damn... why didn't I ever date a girl that rich?! Could have been driving a Porsche all this time...

That said, I was only driving the family Ford POS back in senior high / ugrad, and I absolutely loved driving the gf's DC2 Integra. (Wait -- does that make my gf at the time the Integra chick?!)

Wait #2 -- actually, another girlfriend many years later drove a DB7 Integra, so that also made her the Integra chick...
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Damn... why didn't I ever date a girl that rich?! Could have been driving a Porsche all this time...

That said, I was only driving the family Ford POS back in senior high / ugrad, and I absolutely loved driving the gf's DC2 Integra. (Wait -- does that make my gf at the time the Integra chick?!)

Wait #2 -- actually, another girlfriend many years later drove a DB7 Integra, so that also made her the Integra chick...
It's destiny.

None of my girlfriends had cars. I've been doing this wrong, I keep dating poor girls.
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The @whatever podcast always comes up on my IG feed and man these girls make my head hurt. It's the usual girls who are 2's or 3's at best thinking they're 10 and throwing every double standard of what girls vs guys should and shouldn't do. We're freaking doomed that such girls do exist out there and with social media I'm sure it brainwashes more and more girls to think this way.

Online dating has made them this way. It's mostly a 10,000:1 ratio of sausage. And out of those sausages, if you are not the 0.0001% guy that looks a perfect 10, you are out of luck.
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i only dated rich girls. not sure why or how but thats always been the case. Even the Scottish chick i dated had a house behind queen liz park. Pretty good for a gewilo.
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I dated one too and she was one of my favourites. Low maintenance, minimal fumes
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i only dated rich girls. not sure why or how but thats always been the case. Even the Scottish chick i dated had a house behind queen liz park. Pretty good for a gewilo.
Wait you dated a Scottish chick but complain about Aussie accents??
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i actually like scottish accents way more than aussie
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i only dated rich girls. not sure why or how but thats always been the case. Even the Scottish chick i dated had a house behind queen liz park. Pretty good for a gewilo.
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Hot blond + Aussie accent = schwing for this guy.
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Getting coffee? > Hit on cashier
Workout? > Hit on the whore wearing a bikini
Getting groceries? > Hit on that milf

You miss 100% of the chances you dont take.
where in real life its like 1 in 10, maybe 1 in 30. (1 in 3 if your name is mikemhg)
I am 6 for 7 atm in real life.

It's so much better than apps, cause you can see catfish, sus their personality and vibe, and if timing is right, skip to first date/meet-up there.

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Wait you dated a Scottish chick but complain about Aussie accents??
shes born here... her dad was a real SCOTS.... talked a lot like Willy

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WTF, US$200 is already a lot for a first date, and she's expecting US$500+?

No wonder she's single.
I have girl friends in their 32-34 suggesting that the minimum I should do is $50-75/pp for dinner + activities.

Broke girls in their A3's / CLA250's called guys broke boyz, it's fucking nuts.
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TBH, $50 per person for a dinner date in this day and age isn't outrageous at all bcos that's what a half decent meal is gonna cost. And if you want something a bit nicer, that $75 range is still sort of reasonable. The problem is, I'm earning too little to sustain going on multiple dates a week at those rates.

20 years ago -- gosh that makes me sound so old -- I was taking my dates to decent dinner dates too. But then they were more like $25 - $30 per person, and I didn't have a 30 year mortgage on my back.

I'm just glad I can take my wife and kid to the food court for $10 - $15 a meal, and everybody is still OK with that LOL~
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I'd hate to be stuck at a dinner/event on a first date if shes boring af. There's only so many times I can say 'damn thats crazy'.
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thats why i always imagined it would be great to find a hot deaf/mute bitch.

dont have to hear her yammering, although i guess all those hand gestures would get annoying after a while. But its easier to ignore than her shrill ass voice.
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I am 6 for 7 atm in real life.

It's so much better than apps, cause you can see catfish, sus their personality and vibe, and if timing is right, skip to first date/meet-up there.



I swapped my Hinge to TO, matched with a few 10/10s, I'll never learn

For apps, I'm close to 80-90%+ matching for the demographic I'm looking for, from there 1 in 4 to getting their number, then 33% they show up on a date or was emotionally available / not recently single.

tldr; you're cooked



I would like to be 1/5th of Mike's size before spring starts
How horny are you guys?!?

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TBH, $50 per person for a dinner date in this day and age isn't outrageous at all bcos that's what a half decent meal is gonna cost. And if you want something a bit nicer, that $75 range is still sort of reasonable. The problem is, I'm earning too little to sustain going on multiple dates a week at those rates.

20 years ago -- gosh that makes me sound so old -- I was taking my dates to decent dinner dates too. But then they were more like $25 - $30 per person, and I didn't have a 30 year mortgage on my back.

I'm just glad I can take my wife and kid to the food court for $10 - $15 a meal, and everybody is still OK with that LOL~

I don't know if there is a min set price. Every date and vibe is different. I have friends shelling out money for dates taking them to the keg, Cactus and none of them ever pan out.

Funny enough the one they married and have kids with are the ones that were perfectly fine going to Aberdeen food court or Wendys, or Mc Donalds.
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thats why i always imagined it would be great to find a hot deaf/mute bitch.

dont have to hear her yammering, although i guess all those hand gestures would get annoying after a while. But it’s easier to ignore than her shrill ass voice.
There’s a hand gesture I won’t ever get annoyed of
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Doesn’t the new generation not even drink? Date younger, then dinner is cheap ha!

If someone asked some stupid question like that, I’d def give them some stupid answer back. Seee ya. I mean it’s been a while since I dated, but honestly don’t remember the girl not offering to pay or split. Crazy times.
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always have an exit strategy... you can only look at her eyes for so long and it's still just your side salad on yoru table.

Start low with ramen, (15min commitment), then walk to get ice cream another 5 min commitment, and then grab a drink if she's interesting. At the end of the drink, if the girl doesn't have the slight inkling to pay, then she's done. All this is easily $50 and works everytime.
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How many of the guys who are dating today are only going after Asian girls vs non-Asians?

All of this talk about minimum amounts for dates is really only limited to Asian girls who arguably are in higher demand because there are a lot of Asian guys lacking confidence who tolerate their behaviour.

And how many here who are dating now or have recently dated are passing over "mid" women?
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Not me, I've dated white girls for the most part and that's not on purpose but just how things just worked out. All my cars are white and so are my GF's!
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