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09-19-2009, 05:41 PM
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Media Officer / MOD
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: vancouver
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I was suppose to meet some one from rs to sell my shocks mis read the time so I'm an hour early .....
posing this from my berry
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09-19-2009, 06:05 PM
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#27
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RS controls my life!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lower Mainland
Posts: 782
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Quote:
Originally Posted by getalove
i took a shit in the shower and i tried to use my heel to push it down the drain
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This is the exact reason why I've been wanting one of those garbage disposal things from the sink drain in my shower drain
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09-19-2009, 06:13 PM
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#28
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Need to Seek Professional Help
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: secret lair
Posts: 1,048
Thanked 172 Times in 62 Posts
Failed 26 Times in 12 Posts
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Originally Posted by Turbo E
just post a stupid thing you did everyday.
Today i managed to put my underwear on backwards and inside out.
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its called side B young grasshopper........
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my vehicles are slow ffffuuuuu
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09-19-2009, 06:20 PM
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#29
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is best wrench
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 2,485
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i went to work
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09-19-2009, 06:23 PM
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#30
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HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 5,541
Thanked 1,109 Times in 299 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hk20000
I'm sitting in front of my computer reading RS with nothing but a sock on. One sock.
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Let me guess...you were fappin' to the JB thread naked, and you decided to use a sock for pleasure?
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09-19-2009, 07:42 PM
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#31
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Banned (ABWS)
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: internet
Posts: 818
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Quote:
Originally Posted by getalove
i took a shit in the shower and i tried to use my heel to push it down the drain
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i swear this is a repost from a 4chan thread
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09-19-2009, 08:42 PM
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#32
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F**K YOUR HEAD
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: vancouver
Posts: 8,719
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I picked a fight with a china man in a parking lot because he was going the opposite direction....
There were no rules about direction, even though wasn't particularly wide parking lot
I feel so guilty now, he was a nice guy though
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09-19-2009, 09:01 PM
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#33
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ESKETIT
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Shambhala
Posts: 23,378
Thanked 9,704 Times in 2,330 Posts
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i was preety wasted last night and i ended up fucking this chick 8x and i forgot the rubber
FML
ps- i love white girls
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09-19-2009, 09:17 PM
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#34
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Revscene.net has a homepage?!
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: vancouver
Posts: 1,229
Thanked 156 Times in 53 Posts
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you fucked her 8 times in one night???
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09-19-2009, 09:27 PM
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#35
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RS Operative (G)
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: GYM
Posts: 12,643
Thanked 4,573 Times in 1,531 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vansterdam
i was preety wasted last night and i ended up fucking this chick 8x and i forgot the rubber
FML
ps- i love white girls 
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w0w thats dats cool
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09-19-2009, 09:45 PM
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#36
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ESKETIT
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Shambhala
Posts: 23,378
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moomoocow
you fucked her 8 times in one night??? 
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from 2-3am to 3-4 pm. o man... it couldof been 7 .. but m preety sure i counted 8
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09-19-2009, 09:52 PM
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#37
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MOD
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: VANCOUVER
Posts: 26,850
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i got the olympic plates. $35 .FML
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09-19-2009, 10:53 PM
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#38
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Revscene.net has a homepage?!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Redmond USA
Posts: 1,255
Thanked 102 Times in 30 Posts
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I called a cantaloupe a quantaloupe cuz I was thinking about time travel while at Kins.
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09-19-2009, 11:11 PM
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#39
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My homepage has been set to RS
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: van
Posts: 2,341
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took a shit, sat on my white computer chair with no underwear, got up went to get some water, came back and there were shit streaks on my chair
i wiped the chair with my GF's white socks and threw them into the hamper
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09-19-2009, 11:17 PM
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#40
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14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: BC
Posts: 696
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Probably playing on facebook on friday and saturday night and I'm suppose to be at the club both days.
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09-19-2009, 11:31 PM
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...in the world.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Richmond
Posts: 28,466
Thanked 7,636 Times in 2,321 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tiger_handheld
Last night: drove at 120km/ph from Riverport to the Superstore on 3rd. Left riverport at 10:44, got to Superstore at 10:55(they close at 11)
All this to buy 4L Milk + a loaf of bread  ..
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...there's like a fucking Save-on Foods right there.
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09-20-2009, 12:04 AM
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#42
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Need to Seek Professional Help
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Richmond, BC
Posts: 1,017
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turned out of macdonalds on alderbridge into oncoming traffic (thought it was left turn lane)....didnt have room to get back into correct lane...blocked oncoming traffic AND left turn lane...
then i saw a police cruiser...
guy used megaphone asked what i was doing in wrong lane...only thing i could think of was
"sorry...i thought that was the left turn lane"
let me go with a warning...got laughed at by his cop buddies that were at mcd with him
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09-20-2009, 12:10 AM
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#43
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RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Richmond
Posts: 942
Thanked 460 Times in 149 Posts
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waved down a customer at a korean restaurant mistaking him as one of the waiters.
He glared at me with a wtf face.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raid3n
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i don't think i ever played a game as a kid where you punch each other in the dick.
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09-20-2009, 12:15 AM
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#44
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Need to Seek Professional Help
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Richmond, BC
Posts: 1,017
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J-Chow
waved down a customer at a korean restaurant mistaking him as one of the waiters.
He glared at me with a wtf face.
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were you by anychance at the korean resturaunt in lansdowne?
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09-20-2009, 12:18 AM
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#45
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The RS Freebie guru
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: East Vancouver
Posts: 22,032
Thanked 2,491 Times in 860 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by getalove
i took a shit in the shower and i tried to use my heel to push it down the drain
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LoL!
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09-20-2009, 12:20 AM
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#46
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 4,443
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went all in during a poker match without looking at my hand.
won a few, but lost in the end.
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Quote:
Originally posted by CKMack
you'll NEVER understand women
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09-20-2009, 12:16 PM
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#47
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My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 1,720
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reading this thread
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Quote:
If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to interrogate those who tell us that something is true; to be skeptical of those in authority, then we're up for grabs..
-Carl Sagan
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09-20-2009, 12:19 PM
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#48
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I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Edmonton
Posts: 3,529
Thanked 665 Times in 273 Posts
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Waiting on hold with Shaw...
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09-20-2009, 12:33 PM
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#49
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Guest
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doing a school project on a friday, saturday, and sunday morning
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09-20-2009, 12:43 PM
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#50
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I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: AB
Posts: 2,777
Thanked 234 Times in 96 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SpuGen
Woke up next to my ex.
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hahah happened to me last weekend
thought i was gonna get some.... was about to go down... and she starts crying and pulls the plug
last night at caprice i smacked this girls ass i thought was my friend... she turned around and it wasnt LOL
but she was cool with it YEEE
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