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05-16-2025, 07:56 AM
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when i win, im going to legally change my name first to Uncle McFuckFace and then they'll have to publish that ridiculous name on paper.
OH prease uncle mcfuck face, we really need your help saving the whales!!!
05-16-2025, 10:36 AM
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OH prease uncle mcfuck face, we really need your help saving the whales!!!
05-16-2025, 10:49 AM
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Looks like an elementary school bib top for PE class haha
Probably smells sweaty too!
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05-16-2025, 11:14 AM
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oh man, the memories hahaha
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05-16-2025, 09:51 PM
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it's crazy to think he could give half of it away and still have $40M. Unreal.
The amount of people asking you for money must be huge.
05-17-2025, 06:17 AM
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thus you absolutely need to shave your head, change your name, and put on some heavy makeup in order to not get hassled to death.
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05-17-2025, 09:55 AM
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Speaking of shrimp, it's spot prawn season again.
05-17-2025, 11:00 AM
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Speaking of shrimp, it's spot prawn season again.
Anyone go to steveston for shrimp lately? How are the boats selection?
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05-17-2025, 11:01 AM
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^ what is going rate per pound? At Sungiven, it's $26/lb.
05-17-2025, 11:52 AM
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The Canadian Tire credit card sign-on bonus is on again til May 31st.
https://triangle.canadiantire.ca/en/...cardoffer.html
If you hadn't gotten around to it, now's your chance again!
It's been posted about a couple times, but the primary upsides are:
You can pay property tax (bills generally) with it, for 1% cashback.
Free Roadside Assistance, up to 250km per tow.
90 days loss, damage, and theft coverage.
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05-17-2025, 12:04 PM
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^ and a $150 promotional credit on the card once you make a 1st purchase.
05-17-2025, 01:19 PM
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^ what is going rate per pound? At Sungiven, it's $26/lb.
T&T is $23.86/lb this week.
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05-17-2025, 02:22 PM
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Anyone go to steveston for shrimp lately? How are the boats selection?
Went to steveston, 25$/lb for live/dead jumbos. Some fishermen stating they sold out after the first hour. Still several boats at 130pm.
Or typical 25$/3lb large
Wasnt that busy for a saturday, probably people allergic to rain staying home
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05-19-2025, 09:16 PM
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i did a pre order at bc spot prawns in ladner. 20.50/lb for every 5 lbs you buy.
lots of big ones this year compared to last year.
walk up was at $25/lb. I think their preorder is still cheaper but not at the 20.50/lb anymore.
05-19-2025, 09:36 PM
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my dad being a retired chef still gotz the hookups for cheap spot prawns. $16/LB
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05-20-2025, 09:26 AM
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where do you go to get the big/biggest spot prawns from, or are they pretty much everywhere or dependant on the catch of the day?
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05-20-2025, 10:48 AM
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where do you go to get the big/biggest spot porns from, or are they pretty much everywhere or dependant on the catch of the day?
I read this as spot porn.... immediately tried to imagine what kinda of a weird fetish is spot porn...
05-20-2025, 11:26 AM
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05-20-2025, 01:19 PM
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i did a pre order at bc spot prawns in ladner. 20.50/lb for every 5 lbs you buy.
lots of big ones this year compared to last year.
walk up was at $25/lb. I think their preorder is still cheaper but not at the 20.50/lb anymore.
hit or miss at times - pre order, you just get a box and i was lucky to have it stlil jumping.. - out of hte 5 lbs, had 10-20 that were dead but considering air shipping and stuff i was happy. It ain't super big ones but whatever.
I still much rather buying from local fish tank so i can see if they are big or small.
05-20-2025, 01:31 PM
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This is pretty funny.
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05-20-2025, 01:55 PM
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he does drive like a friggin lunatic.
05-20-2025, 03:13 PM
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Jesus fucking hell........... I just received my house tax notification. I am not eligible for the Seniors Home Owner Grant. W - T - F !!!!!!!! Property and house is assessed too high. How the hell do people survive on a fixed income? I'm not in any danger of not making it, but the government has to raise the eligibility threshold for seniors. I've been elligible for quite some time. To add insult to injury, the taxes are higher, as well. /rant.
Time to rent out the basement. Hard to find non-smoker, no pets, hottie, etc.............
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05-20-2025, 03:33 PM
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Jesus fucking hell........... I just received my house tax notification.
You left out the meat of the info, at least tell us how many years you have had the grant for, and what exactly made you ineligible
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Time to rent out the basement. Hard to find non-smoker, no pets, hottie, etc.............
Since you dont need the money:
List at reduced rent, by the bedroom, women only, pick your "insert race here" and age "insert here", now you have hotties in the basement
Cant pay rent this month? Oooooohhhhhh nooooooooo, hooww will you paaayyyyyy?
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i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
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Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by BIC_BAWS
Donk already looks like he's on fent
05-20-2025, 03:34 PM
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Coldfish at end of Argyle and East Kent Ave. $23/lb swimming ... $18/lb dead ones.
05-20-2025, 03:40 PM
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You left out the meat of the info, at least tell us how many years you have had the grant for, and what exactly made you ineligible
Since you dont need the money:
List at reduced rent, by the bedroom, women only, pick your "insert race here" and age "insert here", now you have hotties in the basement
Cant pay rent this month? Oooooohhhhhh nooooooooo, hooww will you paaayyyyyy?
tell me what kind of videos you watch without telling me what kind of videos you watch.
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