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10-29-2025, 07:30 AM
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屎忽鬼
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It doesn’t have a dick sucking vacuum but it does have those reclining ventilated rear seats with ottomans. If the build quality is even slightly better than the sienna it might be an interesting lease.
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10-29-2025, 07:33 AM
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It will be similar, it not, better.
The engine, however... 
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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10-29-2025, 07:36 AM
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#28953
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Aye. You’re absolutely correct. That’s why lease is probably the only way to go with a Hyundai Kia.
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10-29-2025, 07:44 AM
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Badhobz - Hyundai/Kia fan. Toyota/Lexus hater. 
The best part is within your 2 or 3 year lease term, you won't even need to take it in for maintenance! 
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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10-29-2025, 07:47 AM
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#28955
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Nobody’s gonna take over this lease if I wanted out. Jesus Christ. This is probably a horrible idea.
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10-29-2025, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Badhobz
Nobody’s gonna take over this lease if I wanted out. Jesus Christ. This is probably a horrible idea.
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Yeah, that's true. You'd be stuck with it or pay to break the lease to give it back to the dealership. Sounds like a miserable experience. 
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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10-29-2025, 08:30 AM
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#28957
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I'm still happy I've never tied myself down with a lease or financing ever in my entire life 
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10-29-2025, 09:00 AM
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I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Ehh I didn't have any issues transferring my Kia lease - the buyer assumed all transfer fees and they left a happy camper.
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10-29-2025, 09:02 AM
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Badhoz - Given the one example here, I think your future has been cut out for you.
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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10-29-2025, 09:02 AM
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#28960
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I would be in the same boat, but i gotta lease something or else the stupid port wont give me ma monies.
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Originally Posted by radeonboy
Ehh I didn't have any issues transferring my Kia lease - the buyer assumed all transfer fees and they left a happy camper.
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Yeah, but your average Kia/Hyundai owner is mostly subprime individuals who are financing/leasing at 10-18% interest rates. Add in the fact that it's a minivan, which means it's going to be a HUGE broke ass family barely able to make payments. Ill have to deal with 20 broke ass retards from Surrey doing credit apps that'll all fail, and me ultimately wanting to push this piece of shit off a cliff rather than deal with these no credit peons.
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10-29-2025, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by spoon.ek9
I'm still happy I've never tied myself down with a lease or financing ever in my entire life |
Why not? many car finance and leases are semi-subsidized by car companies in order to sell more cars. Unless you get better ROI on your money, I see very little sense not to finance/lease cars except when the financing cost is super high.
But back to the topic, you can't pay me enough to drive a Hyundai/Kia. I'm surprised Hobz with all the shit that he gives to Toyota and Porsches would even consider a Hyundai... like... not even for joke. Anything that you said you didn't like about Toyota/Porsche, Hyundai is nowhere better.
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10-29-2025, 09:07 AM
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What is better?
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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10-29-2025, 09:13 AM
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#28963
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屎忽鬼
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Originally Posted by Hehe
But back to the topic, you can't pay me enough to drive a Hyundai/Kia. I'm surprised Hobz with all the shit that he gives to Toyota and Porsches would even consider a Hyundai... like... not even for joke. Anything that you said you didn't like about Toyota/Porsche, Hyundai is nowhere better.
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 youre not wrong, i woudlnt usually consider them either. but there are only 4 mini vans on the market. Honda Oddessy (fuck you honda), Toyota Sienna (fuck you toyota), Chysler Pacifica (fuck you stellantis) and this piece of shit Kia (fuck you hyundai kia)
im kinda shit out of luck here.
Toyota had an utter joke of an interior.
Honda interior was slightly better, but no reclining rear ottomans or a dick sucking vac
Chrysler doesnt have jack shit. No ottomans, no vac, no nothing.
That leaves this kimchi piece of shit. I dont know, i havent gone to see it yet, but literally my only hope.
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10-29-2025, 09:15 AM
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HELP ME PLS!!!
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The ID Buzz is calling your name. Do it.
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Damn, not only is yours veiny AF, yours is thick AF too. Yours is twice as thick as mine.. That looks like a 2" or maybe even 3"?
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10-29-2025, 09:16 AM
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#28965
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屎忽鬼
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nein.
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10-29-2025, 09:18 AM
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Now that your buddy dark0821 is a bus driver, why not just take the bus? 
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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10-29-2025, 09:21 AM
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#28967
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The goal is to throw xiao long bao's at him while hes driving. If he catches one in his mouth, then he wins the ultimate prize. Otherwise, it'll splatter all over his "work station" and leave the next schmuck a hilariously greasy mess.
That and i wanna see if he guns it, how many old ladies go flying.
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10-29-2025, 09:28 AM
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I associate minivans with kids, so I'm not sure why Badhobz is considering a minivan...
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10-29-2025, 09:29 AM
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Badhobz
youre not wrong, i woudlnt usually consider them either. but there are only 4 mini vans on the market. Honda Oddessy (fuck you honda), Toyota Sienna (fuck you toyota), Chysler Pacifica (fuck you stellantis) and this piece of shit Kia (fuck you hyundai kia)
im kinda shit out of luck here.
Toyota had an utter joke of an interior.
Honda interior was slightly better, but no reclining rear ottomans or a dick sucking vac
Chrysler doesnt have jack shit. No ottomans, no vac, no nothing.
That leaves this kimchi piece of shit. I dont know, i havent gone to see it yet, but literally my only hope. |
Wait... you getting a minivan?! Is Hobz jr coming along? Or is it for the road-orgy that you might be planning?
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10-29-2025, 09:30 AM
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SFICC-03*
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when i was in my 20s one of my buddies had a toyota sienna as his dd.
gotta say, it was pretty fucking sweet for carrying a bunch of friends around.
also you can all jump out with your machetes to pek yau
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10-29-2025, 09:30 AM
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屎忽鬼
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Originally Posted by Gumby
I associate minivans with kids, so I'm not sure why Badhobz is considering a minivan...
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Cuz i want this!
But ill settle for this
not sure if i can debage the Kia and replace it with something less gay.. like maybe throw on a nissan badge or something. Then those valet toys at Holt wont laugh their asses off when i pull up and throw my spy balloon out the rear doors.
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10-29-2025, 09:31 AM
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^I suppose you can lease a Sprinter and get those overlanding shops to turn it into a luxo-barge.
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10-29-2025, 10:35 AM
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If you don't have kids or have plans for kids, i'm not sure why anyone would want a minivan.
Also, you can't even get a sienna if you wanted to. The wait list is years. Your only option is a honda, kia, or pacifica
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10-29-2025, 10:42 AM
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屎忽鬼
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Not sure how you’re able to get deets from old ladies but here we are….
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10-29-2025, 10:43 AM
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70K for a Kia Minivan?!
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Too bad it isn't about flipping cars to lose money, I'm really good at that.
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This wouldn't happen if you didn't drive a peasant car like an Audi...
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[14-05, 14:59] FastAnna You tiny bra wearing, gigantic son of a bitch
[15-05, 10:35] FastAnna Yeah I was dreaming of those big titties in that tiny bra
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I'd probably blow someone for that 911
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