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03-02-2009, 08:48 PM
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#51
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Circle Stick Square Mod
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 4,934
Thanked 249 Times in 114 Posts
Failed 21 Times in 13 Posts
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Twitter shitter LOL
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91 240sx (Sold)
86 FC3S (Sold)
99 Civic
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03-17-2009, 10:44 PM
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#52
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Banned (ABWS)
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 220
Thanked 55 Times in 18 Posts
Failed 9 Times in 2 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1990TSI
random 18 year old blonde: what u doing 2nite????i
1990tsi: u hopefully
random 18 year old blonde: K pick me up in 5
1990tsi: k
true story.
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Classy squampton girls huh ewic? Let me take a swing at that one... Anal bum slut?
Friend:Guess what im on the skytrain lol! =)
Me: OMFG are you dieing????
Friend: No, im okay lol i survived
Me: Oh, okay, than why did you text me to tell me you were on the skytrain?
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04-11-2009, 01:45 PM
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#53
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: ♠
Posts: 4,847
Thanked 693 Times in 249 Posts
Failed 339 Times in 75 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Boobiemaster
Bro: Hey, have you heard?
Me: What?
Bro: That b-b-b-bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
Me: ...
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LOLOLOL
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04-16-2009, 09:02 AM
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#54
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Banned By Establishment
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 2
Thanked 266 Times in 124 Posts
Failed 450 Times in 132 Posts
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The best one I remember between some 15yr old kid n some 14yr old JB
girl: i'm bored
kid: i dunno, i'm staying at *BLANKED*'s place
girl: can i come over?
kid: heh... but you gotta do stuff if you wanna come over
girl: what kinda stuff?
kid: y'know. Fuck
girl: huh?
kid: we fuck
girl: what?
kid: let's fuck
girl: what???
Oh JB... they're all slightly retarded 
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04-16-2009, 09:30 PM
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#55
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Retired moderator
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Online
Posts: 4,438
Thanked 139 Times in 70 Posts
Failed 37 Times in 10 Posts
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R: hey thar snatchburgar
Girl: Hey there cumsnatcher
R: ur vag full today?
Girl: Yes, with blood buahahhaa. Your dick emptied today?
R: usually is. not enough penor to go around.
Girl: Not the gf this time? Whose the lucky girl?
R: Heather. friend of mine. fucked her on tuesday she's amazing in the sack
Girl:I love how u live with ur gf, fuck her all the time, and still have time and peen juice to go around for others
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I.... think I'm a girl...? :eek:
girl@revscene.net
girlはラップダンスをしたことがありません
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04-17-2009, 07:18 AM
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#56
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Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Surrey
Posts: 12,760
Thanked 689 Times in 376 Posts
Failed 61 Times in 38 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Girl
R: hey thar snatchburgar
Girl: Hey there cumsnatcher
R: ur vag full today?
Girl: Yes, with blood buahahhaa. Your dick emptied today?
R: usually is. not enough penor to go around.
Girl: Not the gf this time? Whose the lucky girl?
R: Heather. friend of mine. fucked her on tuesday she's amazing in the sack
Girl:I love how u live with ur gf, fuck her all the time, and still have time and peen juice to go around for others
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06-15-2009, 11:01 PM
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#57
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Retired moderator
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Online
Posts: 4,438
Thanked 139 Times in 70 Posts
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TLC: Eh, not really but you should just try dating a nice Asian boy. :P
TLC: ..having said that, I don't think you'll want to date anyone I know.
TLC: ...Not saying they're not nice Asian boys (they are), but I don't see a potential match.
Girl:are u saying I'm not worthy of dating your friends?! I'm single u know!!
TLC: Lol You would probably chew up my friends and spit them out. No offence
Girl: Who do u think I am?! LoL I'm usually the one getting hurt =(
TLC: Yeah not with these guys, THey're timid. Totally not what you're used to
Girl: I'm a nice girl! HOnest, I've dated timid!
TLC: I say that cuz I would probably treat them the same way, I like manly man
Girl: Oh ya ok ur right, PUBES pls!
TLC: Hahaha Hey now nothing wrong with shaving :P
Girl: Oh that's preferred, who likes to be tangled in the amazon when going on a safari?!
TLC: Or u know. Floss.
Girl: U mean hairball is more like it...
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I.... think I'm a girl...? :eek:
girl@revscene.net
girlはラップダンスをしたことがありません
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06-23-2009, 09:22 AM
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#58
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Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 8,150
Thanked 1,529 Times in 604 Posts
Failed 326 Times in 125 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jun Kitami
The best one I remember between some 15yr old kid n some 14yr old JB
girl: i'm bored
kid: i dunno, i'm staying at *BLANKED*'s place
girl: can i come over?
kid: heh... but you gotta do stuff if you wanna come over
girl: what kinda stuff?
kid: y'know. Fuck
girl: huh?
kid: we fuck
girl: what?
kid: let's fuck
girl: what???
Oh JB... they're all slightly retarded |
OKAY...YEAHHHHH
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