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07-30-2009, 10:04 PM
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#51
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DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Vancouver
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a couple from another forum
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Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Who is this?
Me: That's not important right now. I just picked a random number to ask this question.
2 minutes later a man calls my cell..
Him: Do you know what time it is you fucking idiot?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Him: ... What? (hangs up)
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Just started and got this one
Me: hey, so when you gone' let me tap that?
Her: haha nevar, Is taken....
Me: come on baby, i know your pool capacity ain't just 1
Her: unfortunately it is
Me: no vacancy no problem
Her: fuck you
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07-30-2009, 10:07 PM
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#52
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DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 11,037
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another one from a while ago:
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: tap what?
me: have sex
her: ...
me: tonight? tomorrow?
her: since you're being so rude, never.
me: so I could have tapped that?
no response.
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07-30-2009, 10:13 PM
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#53
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 12,078
Thanked 3,199 Times in 931 Posts
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maybe i'll try this later, hopefully some girls don't think of me as an asshole haha
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07-30-2009, 10:16 PM
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#54
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straight from the fields of squamton
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Grande Prairie
Posts: 11,286
Thanked 576 Times in 201 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JSALES
maybe i'll try this later, hopefully some girls don't think of me as an asshole haha
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u must know girls with low self esteem, they're perfect for this
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07-30-2009, 10:30 PM
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#55
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Retired moderator
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Online
Posts: 4,438
Thanked 139 Times in 70 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1990TSI
poor girl, still has to pay for sex.
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I tried to pay you and you still rejected me!! WTH. Guess ya'll don't like butch women.
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I.... think I'm a girl...? :eek:
girl@revscene.net
girlはラップダンスをしたことがありません
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07-30-2009, 11:17 PM
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#56
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MoD
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a rainy city
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Girl 1
me:hey
girl:hello
me:can i tap that?
girl:tap what?
me:ahh your body?
girl:like have sex?
me:no i wanted to tap your sink.....
girl:huh? im confused, i thought you meant sex
me:sex is not a bad idea
girl:yeah it is fun
me:so i can tap that?
girl:yeah
me:for real? sweet ill be over
girl:kk call me when you are outside
me:oh shit!!!!
Girl 2
Me:so whats up?
girl:nothing, im dieing in this heat
me:i know how to make it hotter, all you have to do is say yes!
girl:sure, what?
me:can i tap that?
girl:no
me:why not?
girl:im not into guys
me:WHAT?
girl:i like my people with no penises....
me: ahhh fuck.....
girl: yeah, if i start to like guys you will be the first to know.
me: ok.....
Girl 3 is the gf of a buddy
Me:can i tap that?
girl:sure
me:when?
girl:ahh (name of buddy) is leaving for work at 4
me: ok ill be over at 4:30ish
girl:sure, just knock..
i dunno if she knows what is up... or she is a cheating slut....
it is my turn to be lost...
Last edited by k2_alpha; 07-30-2009 at 11:24 PM.
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07-30-2009, 11:25 PM
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#57
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Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
Join Date: May 2008
Location: .
Posts: 1,308
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Quote:
Originally Posted by k2_alpha
Girl 1
me:hey
girl:hello
me:can i tap that?
girl:tap what?
me:ahh your body?
girl:like have sex?
me:no i wanted to tap your sink.....
girl:huh? im confused, i thought you meant sex
me:sex is not a bad idea
girl:yeah it is fun
me:so i can tap that?
girl:yeah
me:for real? sweet ill be over
girl:kk call me when you are outside
me:oh shit!!!!
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07-31-2009, 12:00 AM
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#58
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: ?
Posts: 4,331
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LOL I thought this would be fun since I'm baked...too bad  lol
ricky says:
hey
x says:
Heyyy
ricky says:
when are you gonna let me tap that
x says:
What?
ricky says:
when are you gonna let me tap that
x says:
What do you mean by tap that?
ricky says:
stop playing games when you gonna let me tap that ass
x says:
LOL you must be drunk
ricky says:
when you gonna let me tap that shit
x says:
who is this?
ricky says:
ricky
x says:
Are you high?
ricky says:
yah but i wanna tap that even if i wasn't
x says:
Wheres Ricky?
ricky says:
this is ricky
x says:
No it isn't I'm calling you answer if it is!
then my phone started ringing...
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07-31-2009, 12:51 AM
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#59
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HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Coquitlam
Posts: 5,663
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Physixx
damn this is fun. too bad I'm running out of people to harass. I wonder what would happen if I tried my guy friends.
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Damn. This post just took a turn for the worse :[
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07-31-2009, 12:58 AM
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#60
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DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 11,037
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TigerSY
Damn. This post just took a turn for the worse :[
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can I tap that?
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07-31-2009, 01:00 AM
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#61
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I subscribe to Revscene
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Where? what?
Posts: 1,934
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Me: so do you go on revscene?
Her: Nope why?
Me: Oh nothing, cuz it's awesomeness hahaha. So...how was your day?
Her: LOL I go on sometimes, rarely tho. my day was ok boring as usual. you neh
Me: aren't you a car sexual girl hahaa? boring? I'll make it more fun for you 
Her: hehhee i learn lots about cars. trying to learn about whats under the hood
Me: there's something called an engine
Her: I know lol
Me: it turns you on eh
Her: yes
lalalalalala
question time
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: tap what?
Me: Tap that
Her: tap lei gor tau (tap your head in cantonese. I don't know how to explain what it means in english terms but it's kinda sarcastic answer kinda thing)
Me: no! When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: mo yeh for you to tap (Nothing for you to tap)
Me: awww
HEr: hahahhaha i am a boy...deep down =D
Me: it's k. I'd still tap that. So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: yuck! your gay?
Me: just for you
Her: hahahahah
I failed.
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So this girl has been wanting it from me before...so I decided to try on her.
Her:
[name]
lol
so how was ur daaayy 8-)
Me:
very hot.
don't change the topic!
when you gonna let me tap that?
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Her:
*lol
*im still holding onto the rain cheque 
Me:
*what's rain cheque
Her:
*lol get it next time
Me:
*what does that mean!
Her:
*haha iuno i dun want it..
*at least not right now
Me:
*then...
*when?
*She goes offline*
FML!
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Me: Hey! you gonna let me tap that?
....no reply for almost 45 mins
Her: hey sorry i was playing dota... whats up?
Me: HAha, it's ok. You're a dota addict anyway, so when you gonna let me tap that?
...long ass silence again.
I give up.
Last edited by elkayem; 07-31-2009 at 01:16 AM.
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07-31-2009, 02:47 AM
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#62
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I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 533
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me: Are u gonna let me tap that?
her: tap wat? U want a pair of shoes to tap dance?
me: U know what I mean so u gonna let me tap that?
her: Yah baby... bring ur walet k
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07-31-2009, 03:16 AM
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#63
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I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: BC
Posts: 1,531
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lol i gotta give this a try ahahah
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07-31-2009, 06:48 AM
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#64
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I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Abbotstan
Posts: 20,721
Thanked 12,136 Times in 3,361 Posts
Failed 1,848 Times in 413 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Girl
#3: A week from tuesday???
Only when there's lots of friends around? Sharing a keg is a happy occasion!
Me: No no i want it now [insert name]. Like right now.
Him: Patience grasshopper...
Hmm, beer WOULD be pretty nice right now
Me: Fine i'll bring u an ice cold beer if i can tap that
Him: I don't have a bong, actually yah I do.
Me: No that's not what I want
Him: A keg?
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 guys can be so thick...
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Originally Posted by Godzira
Does anyone know how many to a signature?
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Originally Posted by Brianrietta
Not a sebberry post goes by where I don't frown and think to myself "so..?"
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07-31-2009, 07:37 AM
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#65
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My homepage has been set to RS
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 604
Posts: 2,300
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Quote:
Originally Posted by elkayem
Me: so do you go on revscene?
Her: Nope why?
Me: Oh nothing, cuz it's awesomeness hahaha. So...how was your day?
Her: LOL I go on sometimes, rarely tho. my day was ok boring as usual. you neh
Me: aren't you a car sexual girl hahaa? boring? I'll make it more fun for you
Her: hehhee i learn lots about cars. trying to learn about whats under the hood
Me: there's something called an engine
Her: I know lol
Me: it turns you on eh
Her: yes
lalalalalala
question time
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: tap what?
Me: Tap that
Her: tap lei gor tau (tap your head in cantonese. I don't know how to explain what it means in english terms but it's kinda sarcastic answer kinda thing)
Me: no! When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: mo yeh for you to tap (Nothing for you to tap)
Me: awww
HEr: hahahhaha i am a boy...deep down =D
Me: it's k. I'd still tap that. So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: yuck! your gay?
Me: just for you
Her: hahahahah
I failed.
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So this girl has been wanting it from me before...so I decided to try on her.
Her:
[name]
lol
so how was ur daaayy 8-)
Me:
very hot.
don't change the topic!
when you gonna let me tap that?
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Her:
*lol
*im still holding onto the rain cheque
Me:
*what's rain cheque
Her:
*lol get it next time
Me:
*what does that mean!
Her:
*haha iuno i dun want it..
*at least not right now
Me:
*then...
*when?
*She goes offline*
FML!
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Me: Hey! you gonna let me tap that?
....no reply for almost 45 mins
Her: hey sorry i was playing dota... whats up?
Me: HAha, it's ok. You're a dota addict anyway, so when you gonna let me tap that?
...long ass silence again.
I give up.
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Oh shit dota ftw.
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07-31-2009, 08:04 AM
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#66
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Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Location: Surrey
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haha this thread is awesome
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07-31-2009, 08:53 AM
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#67
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RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 932
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this thread makes me wish I was single to see what chicks would be down
rich
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07-31-2009, 09:40 AM
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#68
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WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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07-31-2009, 09:41 AM
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#69
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I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vancouver240sx
this thread makes me wish I was single to see what chicks would be down
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Hey, nobody says you have to follow through! I mean, look at k2_alpha... 
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Originally Posted by Brianrietta
Not a sebberry post goes by where I don't frown and think to myself "so..?"
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07-31-2009, 09:51 AM
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#70
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I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by danny_d19
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Ahahaha, some good stuff there...
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Me: ...So when can I tap that?
Her: How about text me next time when i'm not with my boyfriend ****er...
Me: Tonight?
Her: We will see.
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Alabama version:
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Me: Hey Babes, Can you let me ask you something?
Her: Sure..?
Me: When you gonna let me get a knock at that *****?
Her: Shane... Your my first blood cousin... Our parents are siblings.
Me: Oh, you didn't answer the question
no response.. lol
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Originally Posted by Godzira
Does anyone know how many to a signature?
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Originally Posted by Brianrietta
Not a sebberry post goes by where I don't frown and think to myself "so..?"
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07-31-2009, 09:52 AM
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#71
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Surrey
Posts: 3,240
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Me: Hey
Her: yes
Me: Can I Tap That?
Her: Yes
lol...that was easy
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07-31-2009, 09:57 AM
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#72
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I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Abbotstan
Posts: 20,721
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fsy82
Me: Hey
Her: yes
Me: Can I Tap That?
Her: Yes
lol...that was easy
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What's that number again?
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Originally Posted by Godzira
Does anyone know how many to a signature?
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Originally Posted by Brianrietta
Not a sebberry post goes by where I don't frown and think to myself "so..?"
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07-31-2009, 10:03 AM
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#73
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Surrey
Posts: 3,240
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Soundy
What's that number again?
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you will never know...haha
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07-31-2009, 10:30 AM
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#74
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I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Abbotstan
Posts: 20,721
Thanked 12,136 Times in 3,361 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Godzira
Does anyone know how many to a signature?
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Originally Posted by Brianrietta
Not a sebberry post goes by where I don't frown and think to myself "so..?"
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07-31-2009, 10:56 AM
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#75
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I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Girl
I tried to pay you and you still rejected me!! WTH. Guess ya'll don't like butch women.
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I'd give you the RS discount
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who would ban me? lol. Look at my post count.
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