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05-08-2012, 05:10 PM
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Willing to stick a finger in a guys butt for the sake of science
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Shit My S/O Says
As we all know, in relationships, a lot of things are said. Some are really funny and some are just fucked up. Share some of your stories, could be something you, an ex, current S/O or even your friends & their S/O's said in relationships/during dating. Let's have some fun with this 
I'll start.
text from bf #1: "man, i wish there was a app where i could send you scents."
*5 mins pass, smiling thinking bf wants to send flowers*
text from bf #2: "because you have to smell my pits right now, it's like major B/O."
LOOOOOL!! That's love 
Last edited by Ri2; 05-08-2012 at 05:22 PM.
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05-08-2012, 05:46 PM
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Banned By Establishment
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him: "in 10 seconds you are going to have 175 pounds of love floppin' on you"
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05-08-2012, 06:43 PM
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Willing to stick a finger in a guys butt for the sake of science
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Originally Posted by dinosaur
him: "in 10 seconds you are going to have 175 pounds of love floppin' on you"
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best sex announcement. ever. 
on par with.. bf: "it's only rape if you forget to yell surprise first"
LOL WTF !!! gf was like WHO ARE YOU hahahaha fuck
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05-08-2012, 10:46 PM
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wants to know why blow-up dolls always look so surprised
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ex gf: "I want to have 2 boyfriends. If I get into a fight with one, then I can go to the other one and vice versa"
"My brother's dick is long, skinny, and he has no pubes"
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05-08-2012, 11:14 PM
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Willing to stick a finger in a guys butt for the sake of science
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^ HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUCKING GROSS
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05-08-2012, 11:19 PM
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Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
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"i love you" 
jk, inb4someonecallsmeamoodkiller
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[08-12, 00:25] Iceman-19 the owner was someone i knew. trusted him. that blew up in my face like i was a 19 year old jap girl at a bukkake party.
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05-08-2012, 11:31 PM
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Willing to stick a finger in a guys butt for the sake of science
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"i love you"
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so cute though. young love  i feel like shitting rainbows.
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05-08-2012, 11:43 PM
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Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
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i said that in a sarcastic way.... LOL
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[08-12, 00:25] Iceman-19 the owner was someone i knew. trusted him. that blew up in my face like i was a 19 year old jap girl at a bukkake party.
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05-09-2012, 01:46 AM
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The Brown Reason
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"no I'm not interested sorry ... stop it, no! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP! PUT THAT AWAY OMFG SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE THIS GUYS AFUCKING PERV!"
Closest I ever got to finding true love .. after a short stint in jail and meeting big ruth .. well .. ive said too much.
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes
fuck this shit, i'm out
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05-09-2012, 06:40 AM
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nuggets mod
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SO: "You mean it's not Dark Vader? but he's on the dark side..."
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05-09-2012, 08:48 AM
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Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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stop fuckin pinching my meat!
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05-09-2012, 08:56 AM
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I am Hook'd on RS
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"If you ever come for another bitch i'll kill you." (During sex)
very scared.
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05-09-2012, 11:14 AM
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RS controls my life!
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At a pub,
Gf: "Hi, we would like to order a pitcher of cocaine."
Me: "wtf?" 
Waitress: 
Me: "you mean kokanee?" 
She rarely drinks...
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05-09-2012, 11:19 AM
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I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Watching a fucking movie at home
her:"who is that? why did he do that? when did he get that? BLAH BLAH BLAH"
me:"just watch and you'll find out!...see? only had to wait 30 seconds for the movie to explain for yOU!"
watching a movie in the theatrs
her:"............."
me:"............."
AFTER THE MOVIE
her:"i dont get it, can you explain it to me? why did that person do this to that"
we have been together for 8 years next month(and still very much in love) , i think i deserve a klondike
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05-09-2012, 11:31 AM
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Willing to stick a finger in a guys butt for the sake of science
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Originally Posted by bigzz786786
Watching a fucking movie at home
her:"who is that? why did he do that? when did he get that? BLAH BLAH BLAH"
me:"just watch and you'll find out!...see? only had to wait 30 seconds for the movie to explain for yOU!"
watching a movie in the theatrs
her:"............."
me:"............."
AFTER THE MOVIE
her:"i dont get it, can you explain it to me? why did that person do this to that"
we have been together for 8 years next month(and still very much in love) , i think i deserve a klondike
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hahahah yoo my parents still do that. my mom always says that when we watch movies and asks my dad. i tease her though and i'm like "you're playing the inquisitive wife/woman role well, putting your husband in the position of knowing everything.." thus, he feels like a man.
LOL!!! she's implyin you the man, bro! ego boost 
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05-09-2012, 11:33 AM
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Need to Seek Professional Help
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at home and gf goes to take a piss and she opens the door to my room to see me with my pants down.
me: " can you suck my penis please? it would make him super happy"
her: " nope"
me: 
LOL
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05-09-2012, 12:19 PM
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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what's an acute angel?
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05-09-2012, 12:28 PM
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Banned By Establishment
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him: removing tile backsplash. haven't broken one.
me: am i getting a play-by-play today?
him: No. I guess not.
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05-10-2012, 02:55 PM
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RS controls my life!
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him: babe i'm going to fart
me: *eye roll* ugh
him: *farts* ohh yea
me: ewwwww
him: hehehe
us: hug and kiss
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05-10-2012, 03:06 PM
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Willing to stick a finger in a guys butt for the sake of science
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Quote:
Originally Posted by xmisstrinh
him: babe i'm going to fart
me: *eye roll* ugh
him: *farts* ohh yea
me: ewwwww
him: hehehe
us: hug and kiss
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you should dutch oven him, no announcements 
real love holllaaaaa!
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05-10-2012, 03:28 PM
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*sees pictures of interesting or cute food/activities on facebook/instagram*
"omg thats we're gonna do/go that tmrw"
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05-10-2012, 03:42 PM
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"can i paint your nails?" LOL
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05-10-2012, 03:49 PM
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I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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^"Can i pluck your eyebrows? It wont hurt!"
gts
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05-10-2012, 04:43 PM
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wants to know why blow-up dolls always look so surprised
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exgf: "why didnt you tell me you got a new girlfriend? if i ever see your new gf im going to punch her in the face"
lol
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05-11-2012, 08:04 AM
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Banned By Establishment
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Quote:
Originally Posted by iam_dan
exgf: "why didnt you tell me you got a new girlfriend? if i ever see your new gf im going to punch her in the face"
lol
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So someone has still to reconcile their feelings from the breakup.
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