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06-13-2012, 10:24 AM
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if you are too shy/embarrassed to buy condoms....you shouldn't be having sex b/c you probably suck at it....and maybe cry a little bit after.
or, you could ask your mom to buy them for you.
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06-13-2012, 10:30 AM
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#52
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I STILL don't get it
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two male teens came into the pharmacy to buy condoms the other day. I've never seen anyone split pay a box of condoms before  . Anyways I gave them a nod of approval as they left. Coming from a pharmacist, I don't think most people really care.
edit: at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night... 
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06-13-2012, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by truth
two male teens came into the pharmacy to buy condoms the other day. I've never seen anyone split pay a box of condoms before . Anyways I gave them a nod of approval as they left. Coming from a pharmacist, I don't think most people really care.
edit: at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night... |
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06-13-2012, 10:40 AM
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#54
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Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by truth
two male teens came into the pharmacy to buy condoms the other day. I've never seen anyone split pay a box of condoms before . Anyways I gave them a nod of approval as they left. Coming from a pharmacist, I don't think most people really care.
edit: at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night... |
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the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though.
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06-13-2012, 11:08 AM
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the ones with the hot cheese inside that explodes when you bite into it
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06-13-2012, 11:28 AM
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#56
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My homepage has been set to RS
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06-13-2012, 12:18 PM
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Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by dinosaur
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what the.....
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06-13-2012, 12:40 PM
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I Wanna Go Fast!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by truth
at least you're not an old lady who came and showed me what she shat out the previous night... |
Last edited by JD¹³; 06-13-2012 at 12:47 PM.
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06-13-2012, 12:43 PM
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Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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Go to a Bar or club if you re old enough, and slide $2 into the dispenser thats in the washroom
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06-13-2012, 01:45 PM
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In RS I Trust
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Originally Posted by Presto
^^^
I can picture you standing in line with those awesome tinted sunglasses and pervy mustache. You probably gave the lady a little hip thrust too!
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U should of seen me with the top hat I was wearing as well 
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06-13-2012, 01:51 PM
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YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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OP, if you are really feeling uncomfortable - buy them online from a reputable store and ship them to point bobs....
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06-13-2012, 01:57 PM
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I STILL don't get it
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Originally Posted by The_AK
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cliffs:
- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?
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06-13-2012, 01:59 PM
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I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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06-13-2012, 02:00 PM
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Official Texas Ambassador
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Originally Posted by truth
cliffs:
- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?
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She taught me right from wrong and always told me to stay positive and help others no matter how small the deed - that helping others gives us meaning to carry on. The sun is out today and it's a new day. Life is good. I just needed a slap in the face.
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06-13-2012, 02:04 PM
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Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by truth
cliffs:
- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?
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I'm so stance my roof rack got a roof rack
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Current
e92 335i 6MT RB Twos Turbos FBO
Former
e90 330i 6MT
e46 330ci 5MT - RIP
uc1 5AT
em2 5MT
db7 5AT - RIP
Quote:
Originally Posted by toyota86
the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though.
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06-13-2012, 02:38 PM
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I Wanna Go Fast!
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Originally Posted by The_AK
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06-13-2012, 02:52 PM
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#67
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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This is like sex ed all over again
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06-13-2012, 03:37 PM
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Best thread on rs for a while, this reminds me of putting a condomn on a banana in hs! HahahahabhH
Last edited by TRD Rs200; 06-13-2012 at 08:30 PM.
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06-13-2012, 03:50 PM
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#69
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Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Just go into any gay bar on Davie street and in the bathrooms they have huge bowls of free condoms and lube. Don't ask how I know this.
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06-13-2012, 03:54 PM
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Prince of the Apes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MG1
OP, are they the extra small size ones?
I'm predicting 5 pages by noon........
Speaking of high school...... I knew this guy who carried a condom in his wallet. It would conveniently fall out whenever he took out his wallet.
In front of the whole cafeteria crowd one day, I yelled, "Jesus christ, Vinnie, that's the same fucking condom you've had for the last three years!" Vinnie was pretty embarrassed and stopped showing off his condoms from that day on. Yeah, I was a little mean, but fuck........
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haha you said but fuck.
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06-13-2012, 04:10 PM
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#71
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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you can buy rubber gloves from the dollar store (the yellow ones) and just cut out what you need...i'm guessing the pinkie finger part...
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06-13-2012, 04:15 PM
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#72
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Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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hey man, I solved your problem.
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can you help me braid my ass hairs?
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06-13-2012, 04:15 PM
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Waxin’ Punks
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Surprised OP doesnt have custom title by now.
Shamefully buys XS condoms
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punkwax, I don't care what your friends say about you, you are gold!
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What do your farts sound like then?
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06-13-2012, 04:30 PM
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#74
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My homepage has been set to RS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by truth
cliffs:
- elderly lady comes in who is a regular
- asks me for advice
- whips out a ziplock bag with paper towels, qtip and a fucking long sprout..everything stained brown of course
- tells me she is concerned but told me she had sprouts
- i am bertstaring while i assure her there is nothing wrong
- fight urge to puke and walk away
- is this real life?
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watre sprouts? serious question
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06-13-2012, 05:13 PM
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#75
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reads most threads with his pants around his ankles, especially in the Forced Induction forum.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by white_guilt
Just go into any gay bar on Davie street and in the bathrooms they have huge bowls of free condoms and lube. Don't ask how I know this.
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I like to know........ 
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