| Vancouver Off-Topic / Current Events The off-topic forum for Vancouver, funnies, non-auto centered discussions, WORK SAFE. While the rules are more relaxed here, there are still rules. Please refer to sticky thread in this forum. |
 |
|
01-18-2023, 01:48 PM
|
#15376
|
|
Performance Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Richmond
Posts: 19,309
Thanked 21,266 Times in 7,244 Posts
Failed 331 Times in 220 Posts
|
I am also a white... but I've never even thought of drinking a beer in the shower before lol
............. might try later
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 01:55 PM
|
#15377
|
|
I have named my kids VIC and VLS
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 39,479
Thanked 16,089 Times in 6,561 Posts
Failed 2,165 Times in 747 Posts
|
Shower beers are one of the best beers!
Nice shower on a Friday even a strong beer like a fat tug or sonthing get the night started!
__________________
Dank memes cant melt steel beams
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 02:04 PM
|
#15378
|
|
屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 14,463
Thanked 16,338 Times in 6,217 Posts
Failed 579 Times in 322 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hondaracer
Shower beers are one of the best beers!
Nice shower on a Friday even a strong beer like a fat tug or sonthing get the night started!
|
 
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 02:14 PM
|
#15379
|
|
I have named my kids VIC and VLS
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 39,479
Thanked 16,089 Times in 6,561 Posts
Failed 2,165 Times in 747 Posts
|
Both types
__________________
Dank memes cant melt steel beams
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 02:31 PM
|
#15380
|
|
RS Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Your Location
Posts: 33,891
Thanked 15,477 Times in 6,535 Posts
Failed 550 Times in 370 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by 68style
I am also a white... but I've never even thought of drinking a beer in the shower before lol
............. might try later
|
Just don't shower yourself with the beer... 
__________________
Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned!
Quote:
Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
|
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 02:46 PM
|
#15381
|
|
Need to Shave n Shower, but I CANT STOP POSTING ON RS
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Okanagan
Posts: 17,609
Thanked 10,429 Times in 4,558 Posts
Failed 435 Times in 233 Posts
|
edit: fuck it, not worth the hassle. keep complaining.
__________________
1991 Toyota Celica GTFour RC // 2007 Toyota Rav4 V6 // 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee
1992 Toyota Celica GT-S ["sold"] \\ 2007 Jeep Grand Cherokee CRD [sold] \\ 2000 Jeep Cherokee [sold] \\ 1997 Honda Prelude [sold] \\ 1992 Jeep YJ [sold/crashed] \\ 1987 Mazda RX-7 [sold] \\ 1987 Toyota Celica GT-S [crushed]
Quote:
Originally Posted by maksimizer
half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevYouUp
reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Good_KarMa
OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry:
|
Last edited by underscore; 01-18-2023 at 02:52 PM.
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 03:11 PM
|
#15382
|
|
HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 5,661
Thanked 8,204 Times in 2,926 Posts
Failed 296 Times in 129 Posts
|
I use shower time to brush my teeth...
We might've talked about this before but IPA/Sours = Horrendous shits.
Never saw the point of near-beers, rather just drink less frequently and have the real thing.
Same thing with diet/zero Coke, I know some people that blast those daily cuz "no sugar", I'd rather just crack a one or two a week of the original sugar version and actually enjoy it.
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 03:35 PM
|
#15383
|
|
RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: PENIS
Posts: 4,810
Thanked 4,685 Times in 1,540 Posts
Failed 300 Times in 128 Posts
|
just drink while wrenching on the truck, burns off all the calories
makes the regret of buying a rust bucket a bit more bearable
__________________
There's a phallic symbol infront of my car
Quote:
|
MG1: in fact, a new term needs to make its way into the American dictionary. Trump............ he's such a "Trump" = ultimate insult. Like, "yray, you're such a trump."
|
bcrdukes yray fucked bcrdukes up the nose
dapperfied yraisis
dapperfied yray so waisis
FastAnna you literally talk out your ass
FastAnna i really cant
FastAnna yray i cant stand you
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 03:38 PM
|
#15384
|
|
Rs has made me the woman i am today!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Langley
Posts: 4,318
Thanked 3,648 Times in 1,384 Posts
Failed 94 Times in 72 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikemhg
Had a normal checkup today and the doctor asked the standard "How many drinks a week do you have?" I told him "4-6", his eyes visibly bulged.
4-6 per week (most times less) is a large amount?
Damn.
|
You sound like you take care of yourself at least. I wonder what's worse for people, 5-10 drinks a week or carrying an extra 50+ lbs of fat around daily for years. Why isn't there more ads telling people to lose weight? (I'm not actually asking we know why)
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 03:40 PM
|
#15385
|
|
Hacked RS to become a mod
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Sunny Hong Kong
Posts: 55,061
Thanked 25,870 Times in 9,090 Posts
Failed 1,573 Times in 719 Posts
|
I thought "shower beer" was a meme?
People actually drink stuff while they wash their ass?
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 03:48 PM
|
#15386
|
|
I have named my kids VIC and VLS
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 39,479
Thanked 16,089 Times in 6,561 Posts
Failed 2,165 Times in 747 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkyMark
You sound like you take care of yourself at least. I wonder what's worse for people, 5-10 drinks a week or carrying an extra 50+ lbs of fat around daily for years. Why isn't there more ads telling people to lose weight? (I'm not actually asking we know why)
|
I think in either case, who cares. Let people do what they want. I’m sure in both scenarios people understand the risk. Society needs less hand holding if anything.
__________________
Dank memes cant melt steel beams
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 03:50 PM
|
#15387
|
|
I have named my kids VIC and VLS
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 39,479
Thanked 16,089 Times in 6,561 Posts
Failed 2,165 Times in 747 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp
I thought "shower beer" was a meme?
People actually drink stuff while they wash their ass?
|
Lol that’s kind of like those people who are like “I only eat for fuel!!” You can’t just have a non-functional shower? Lol
I guess if you’ve got a shitty uncomfortable shower, but fuck a nice hot shower with that rainfall head, and a nice cold beer, bam.
When I designed my showed I even put a bench in it, almost never use it but sometimes keep the steam going and have a little sit and finish the beer lol
__________________
Dank memes cant melt steel beams
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 03:53 PM
|
#15388
|
|
屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 14,463
Thanked 16,338 Times in 6,217 Posts
Failed 579 Times in 322 Posts
|
i dont get it. what if you get some soap or water in your beer, doesnt that ruin it? seems like its better to crack one after you shower when youre all warm and comfortable.
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 03:55 PM
|
#15389
|
|
in the butt
Join Date: Aug 2016
Posts: 3,513
Thanked 4,744 Times in 1,696 Posts
Failed 221 Times in 122 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp
I thought "shower beer" was a meme?
People actually drink stuff while they wash their ass?
|
Ass juice droplets in the can = craft beer
So do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
And do you wipe back to front or front to back?
This thread is about to derail heavily
Quote:
Originally Posted by Badhobz
i dont get it. what if you get some soap or water in your beer, doesnt that ruin it? seems like its better to crack one after you shower when youre all warm and comfortable.
|
It's a fair question, whenever I shower I always have the thought of "is today the day, I get to taste shampoo in my drink"
Well I've made it several years without, even if you did get a little, your fine
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Money
i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
Originally Posted by ilovebacon
Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by BIC_BAWS
Donk already looks like he's on fent
|
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 04:05 PM
|
#15390
|
|
I have named my kids VIC and VLS
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 39,479
Thanked 16,089 Times in 6,561 Posts
Failed 2,165 Times in 747 Posts
|
Fuck this is kind of funny.. it reminds me of my sister in-law and my nephew.. sister in law is kind of a hippy super nice easy going and very just hands off parenting style. But as her son grew older has really bad BO and general hygiene
One day she kinda is thinking out loud… does he even know how to shower?…
That’s what I think of seeing some of you guys ask these questions lololol
__________________
Dank memes cant melt steel beams
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 04:09 PM
|
#15391
|
|
RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 8,411
Thanked 4,035 Times in 1,557 Posts
Failed 35 Times in 27 Posts
|
I only ever had a shower beer in my party years as a morning hangover cure, shower off your filth and drain your sorrows kind of thing. May have to revisit this in the new relaxation/self help type of situation.
__________________
Crush - 1971 Datsun 240z - Build Thread
The Daily - Rav4 V6 - “Goldilocks”
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 04:14 PM
|
#15392
|
|
Rs has made me the woman i am today!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 4,074
Thanked 6,802 Times in 1,659 Posts
Failed 213 Times in 86 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hondaracer
Fuck this is kind of funny.. it reminds me of my sister in-law and my nephew.. sister in law is kind of a hippy super nice easy going and very just hands off parenting style. But as her son grew older has really bad BO and general hygiene
One day she kinda is thinking out loud… does he even know how to shower?…
That’s what I think of seeing some of you guys ask these questions lololol
|
I get this is 2023, but not telling your own kid to wash in case you hurt their feelings is a bit much...
It's almost anti-parenting, you're setting them up to be bullied and/or ostracized.
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 04:16 PM
|
#15393
|
|
Hacked RS to become a mod
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Sunny Hong Kong
Posts: 55,061
Thanked 25,870 Times in 9,090 Posts
Failed 1,573 Times in 719 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hondaracer
Lol that’s kind of like those people who are like “I only eat for fuel!!” You can’t just have a non-functional shower? Lol
I guess if you’ve got a shitty uncomfortable shower, but fuck a nice hot shower with that rainfall head, and a nice cold beer, bam.
When I designed my showed I even put a bench in it, almost never use it but sometimes keep the steam going and have a little sit and finish the beer lol
|
I mean I'm not criticizing it, I just thought it was a joke that people said they did. It never occurred to me to actually do it. You're right though, I just use the shower to get clean.. Tubs, that's a different story
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 04:18 PM
|
#15394
|
|
屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 14,463
Thanked 16,338 Times in 6,217 Posts
Failed 579 Times in 322 Posts
|
Derailed: as a previous actual transport Canada certified railroader, I really should know better. But I digress
I think beer while showering falls into a similar category of drinking while hot tubing. Although hot tubing being more socially acceptable venue to enjoy a drink vs a shower that theoretically should be a brisk event..
Since I do not consume any more alcohol. I will resort to bubble tea slush while showering. That sounds gay as fuck.
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 04:18 PM
|
#15395
|
|
Rs has made me the woman i am today!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Langley
Posts: 4,318
Thanked 3,648 Times in 1,384 Posts
Failed 94 Times in 72 Posts
|
How long are your guys showers where you have time to enjoy a beer in it?
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 04:19 PM
|
#15396
|
|
I have named my kids VIC and VLS
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 39,479
Thanked 16,089 Times in 6,561 Posts
Failed 2,165 Times in 747 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by inv4zn
I get this is 2023, but not telling your own kid to wash in case you hurt their feelings is a bit much...
It's almost anti-parenting, you're setting them up to be bullied and/or ostracized.
|
Trust me I told her either deal with it or I will because of those reasons lol 
__________________
Dank memes cant melt steel beams
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 04:20 PM
|
#15397
|
|
Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 6,148
Thanked 4,854 Times in 2,263 Posts
Failed 73 Times in 47 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by westopher
I am a white and also love a shower beer.
|
I'm Chinese and I do that, it's not exclusive!
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 04:22 PM
|
#15398
|
|
屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 14,463
Thanked 16,338 Times in 6,217 Posts
Failed 579 Times in 322 Posts
|
Confiscating your chinky mcchink card right now evo. 
I so sowwweeee
Did you know with our mcChink card you get unlimited social good will at libraries and shopping centres ?
p.s. we get negative social credit at ICBC licensing centres and Costco Parking Lots.
Last edited by Badhobz; 01-18-2023 at 04:28 PM.
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 04:29 PM
|
#15399
|
|
in the butt
Join Date: Aug 2016
Posts: 3,513
Thanked 4,744 Times in 1,696 Posts
Failed 221 Times in 122 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkyMark
How long are your guys showers where you have time to enjoy a beer in it?
|
Butt chug bro, gets you drunk quicker. Get the wife to help
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Money
i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
Originally Posted by ilovebacon
Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by BIC_BAWS
Donk already looks like he's on fent
|
|
|
|
|
|
01-18-2023, 04:42 PM
|
#15400
|
|
Waxin’ Punks
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: South Surrey
Posts: 7,326
Thanked 6,209 Times in 2,159 Posts
Failed 217 Times in 115 Posts
|
I played hockey with a guy who would have a smoke and a beer in the dressing room shower after every game. Can’t do that anymore lol
__________________
If you drive like an asshole, you probably are one.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MG1
punkwax, I don't care what your friends say about you, you are gold!
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikemhg
What do your farts sound like then?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -8. The time now is 03:35 PM.
|
You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!
The banners on the left side and below do not show for registered users!
