| Vancouver Off-Topic / Current Events The off-topic forum for Vancouver, funnies, non-auto centered discussions, WORK SAFE. While the rules are more relaxed here, there are still rules. Please refer to sticky thread in this forum. |
 |
|
11-09-2023, 01:29 PM
|
#18801
|
|
屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 14,466
Thanked 16,339 Times in 6,218 Posts
Failed 579 Times in 322 Posts
|
i dont know what that is. i thought lululemon only sold bitch stuff.
as you all know, i buy my clothing from costco..... and JC penny. Cant beat dem prices!
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 01:32 PM
|
#18802
|
|
Hacked RS to become a mod
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Sunny Hong Kong
Posts: 55,061
Thanked 25,870 Times in 9,090 Posts
Failed 1,573 Times in 719 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Badhobz
yeah or just go commando. In HK i was just wearing shorts and nothing else. Why bother adding an extra layer?
|
Trying to imagine the thigh chafing 
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 01:51 PM
|
#18803
|
|
屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 14,466
Thanked 16,339 Times in 6,218 Posts
Failed 579 Times in 322 Posts
|
HENCE ALL THE GOLD BOND POWDER STOOOPPPIDDDD!
|
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 01:57 PM
|
#18804
|
|
Hacked RS to become a mod
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Sunny Hong Kong
Posts: 55,061
Thanked 25,870 Times in 9,090 Posts
Failed 1,573 Times in 719 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Badhobz
HENCE ALL THE GOLD BOND POWDER STOOOPPPIDDDD!
|
How about wear underwear instead!
|
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 02:01 PM
|
#18805
|
|
OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: /
Posts: 5,403
Thanked 3,124 Times in 1,240 Posts
Failed 264 Times in 80 Posts
|
paging @mikemhg to confirm spillage
__________________
2022 Velo N
2005 S2000
2007 CSX Type-S [Sold]
2002 RSX-S [T-Boned]
|
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 02:05 PM
|
#18806
|
|
屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 14,466
Thanked 16,339 Times in 6,218 Posts
Failed 579 Times in 322 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp
How about wear underwear instead!
|
nah man. free balling it in k11 was one of my highlights in HK.
|
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 02:11 PM
|
#18807
|
|
Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 6,148
Thanked 4,854 Times in 2,263 Posts
Failed 73 Times in 47 Posts
|
How the fuck did this topic go 3 pages?
|
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 04:25 PM
|
#18808
|
|
OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: YVR/TPE
Posts: 5,220
Thanked 3,282 Times in 1,453 Posts
Failed 685 Times in 223 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by EvoFire
How the fuck did this topic go 3 pages?
|
Their balls sweat too much.
On one side - I have sweaty balls and this powder is magic!
The other side - mhhh... I too have sweaty balls, should I?
That's the summary for the last 3 pages.
__________________
Nothing for now
|
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 04:39 PM
|
#18809
|
|
屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 14,466
Thanked 16,339 Times in 6,218 Posts
Failed 579 Times in 322 Posts
|
man if it was called goldstein powder instead ya'll snatch it up quicker than hamas insurgents hiding in a Palestine refugee camp.
what? too soon?
|
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 04:53 PM
|
#18810
|
|
Rs has made me the woman i am today!
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: The Fruit Loops
Posts: 4,035
Thanked 8,314 Times in 2,306 Posts
Failed 183 Times in 91 Posts
|
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by GS8
When I think about ewe, I touch myself
|
|
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 05:12 PM
|
#18811
|
|
HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 5,661
Thanked 8,204 Times in 2,926 Posts
Failed 296 Times in 129 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerbs
Your schlong might spill outta your 6" Lululemon surge shorts
|
Somehow I don't think he's the type to have that problem..
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by MG1
In Mike we Trust
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by westopher
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
|
|
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 05:14 PM
|
#18812
|
|
HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 5,661
Thanked 8,204 Times in 2,926 Posts
Failed 296 Times in 129 Posts
|
I rock the 5" shorts, you gotta show off them thighs.
At the beach it's black underwear trunks -- don't shame the bulge.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by MG1
In Mike we Trust
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by westopher
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
|
|
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 06:38 PM
|
#18813
|
|
Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: North vancouver
Posts: 14,251
Thanked 35,625 Times in 8,607 Posts
Failed 235 Times in 183 Posts
|
See, I do the short shorts, but I'm not too bulgy. I wish I had the power to keep it semi hard for extended periods of time. Still pointing downward but nearly full length. I'd have dick out at wreck constantly. It's such a fine line though. Too soft and you're a shrimp dick, too hard and you're a pervert.
It's so hard being a white male these days.
__________________
98 technoviolet M3/2/5
Quote:
Originally Posted by boostfever
Westopher is correct.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by fsy82
seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by punkwax
Well.. I’d hate to be the first to say it, but Westopher is correct.
|
|
|
|
|
|
This post thanked by:
|
Badhobz, BIC_BAWS, Gerbs, inv4zn, mikemhg, PiuYi, RabidRat, radeonboy, sonick, ssjGoku69, Traum, underscore, unit |
|
11-09-2023, 06:45 PM
|
#18814
|
|
Hacked RS to become a mod
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Sunny Hong Kong
Posts: 55,061
Thanked 25,870 Times in 9,090 Posts
Failed 1,573 Times in 719 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by westopher
See, I do the short shorts, but I'm not too bulgy. I wish I had the power to keep it semi hard for extended periods of time. Still pointing downward but nearly full length. I'd have dick out at wreck constantly. It's such a fine line though. Too soft and you're a shrimp dick, too hard and you're a pervert.
It's so hard being a white male these days.
|
Cialis.. Low dose keeps the chub alive in all conditions, gives you a crowbar when needed, and it has many other health benefits for men as well
|
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 09:26 PM
|
#18815
|
|
I STILL don't get it
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vancouver, BC
Posts: 494
Thanked 434 Times in 171 Posts
Failed 6 Times in 5 Posts
|
Just when I thought it couldn't get worse than sweaty balls
|
|
|
|
|
11-09-2023, 10:16 PM
|
#18816
|
|
OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: /
Posts: 5,403
Thanked 3,124 Times in 1,240 Posts
Failed 264 Times in 80 Posts
|
We should have a meat to discuss further.
__________________
2022 Velo N
2005 S2000
2007 CSX Type-S [Sold]
2002 RSX-S [T-Boned]
|
|
|
|
|
11-10-2023, 06:25 AM
|
#18817
|
|
Waxin’ Punks
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: South Surrey
Posts: 7,326
Thanked 6,209 Times in 2,159 Posts
Failed 217 Times in 115 Posts
|
__________________
If you drive like an asshole, you probably are one.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MG1
punkwax, I don't care what your friends say about you, you are gold!
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikemhg
What do your farts sound like then?
|
|
|
|
|
|
11-10-2023, 06:35 AM
|
#18818
|
|
I have named my kids VIC and VLS
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 39,479
Thanked 16,089 Times in 6,561 Posts
Failed 2,165 Times in 747 Posts
|
Too hard and you’re a pervert, so take cialis for the right balance before going to wreck
Lolol
__________________
Dank memes cant melt steel beams
|
|
|
|
|
11-10-2023, 08:58 AM
|
#18819
|
|
屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 14,466
Thanked 16,339 Times in 6,218 Posts
Failed 579 Times in 322 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerbs
We should have a meat to discuss further.
|
im down, ill bring the powder. 
|
|
|
|
|
11-10-2023, 09:24 AM
|
#18820
|
|
OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Richmond
Posts: 5,105
Thanked 2,890 Times in 990 Posts
Failed 221 Times in 82 Posts
|
So I've been on the lookout for a change and CP-KC responded to me for an entry level Conductor job out of PoCo yard.
Quick jaunt on Reddit seems to sway towards "Do not do" rather than "Go for it" citing issues with "seniority dick measuring", "trying to nap in a musty bunkhouse", "get ready to get divorced" (I'm single lmfao) and "constantly on call/sleep deprived" 
I'd rather hear from people who actually stuck it through and/or got out. I don't mind working outdoors/working in inclement weather, but I've never been at an "24/7 on-call" style job.
Kinda stuck between two options - a stable scheduled job with lower income ceiling with some room for advancement VS on-call job like Conductor but higher ceiling provided you gut it out for a few years and gain seniority.
How was the experience? I remember Badhobz saying he had experience with this.
|
|
|
|
|
11-10-2023, 09:37 AM
|
#18821
|
|
屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 14,466
Thanked 16,339 Times in 6,218 Posts
Failed 579 Times in 322 Posts
|
I was a conductor for 2 years before going into management at CN.
Best job ive ever had. I totally regret going into management and i should have stayed on working as a conductor. I would have been locomotive engineer trained in year 3 and probably holding a good road conductor job by now. They make over 130k and its quite fun riding the high rails.
Caveat:
the first few years are tough on you both physically and mentally. You'll be on the spareboard so you'll get called with a 2h notice at any time to work. You kind of have an idea of when you'll be going to work as you can see your name on the roster and who's ahead of you, but you are never 100% certain. Sometimes the board might spin fast and you'll be out within a few hours, sometimes its slow and you'll be waiting to go to work
The biggest issue is fatigue. You'll be battling going to work tired, sleep deprived, or just drowsy. It really is a young man's game. I did that conductor stuff while in my 20's and it was okay. I dont think i would do it if i was 30+ and especially not now when im almost 40.
The job itself is fun as hell. Do you like moving trains around? do you like working in a fast pace environment? If so then its pretty good. Its also at any time, in any weather, so be prepared to get wet. Invest in your gear.
It'll all be very overwhelming at first, there is a shit ton to learn and even the body mechanics are weird (getting on and off of moving equipment is quite challenging initally) and you gotta be self-conscious. One slip up and you can easily lose a leg.
The pay is shit at first, probably be only making 50-60k the first year. But it gets better as soon as you are able to hold a regular job. When i was at CN i only worked the spareboard for the first year and by the 2nd year i was holding foreman at the Ewen job in Richmond. The days off were shit (tuesday, wednesday) and the hours were also shit, 10pm till 6am, but i still enjoyed having stability.
Ultimately my wife wanted me out of the meat grinder because she was afraid ill lose a leg or something so i applied for management.
p.s. it ultimately opened doors. Going into management gave me my port manager job, which lead to this port authority gig. Coming from railroading is always seen as a positive for most employers as they know your disciplined. But that being said the management is quite brutal as its run like a miiltary organization. You listen to your foreman, you listen to your trainmaster, and your engineer. Hierarchy is a big deal, if you cant deal with crusty old cunts who think they are top shit, this isnt the job for you.
|
|
|
|
|
11-10-2023, 09:46 AM
|
#18822
|
|
HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 5,661
Thanked 8,204 Times in 2,926 Posts
Failed 296 Times in 129 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by westopher
See, I do the short shorts, but I'm not too bulgy. I wish I had the power to keep it semi hard for extended periods of time. Still pointing downward but nearly full length. I'd have dick out at wreck constantly. It's such a fine line though. Too soft and you're a shrimp dick, too hard and you're a pervert.
It's so hard being a white male these days.
|
Nothing worse coming out of the water naked at Wreck in the middle of June when the water is still fucking cold. Dick ends up in your tummy.
I get a chuckle when you see some dudes walking around with their dick looking like a button on a fur coat
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by MG1
In Mike we Trust
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by westopher
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
|
|
|
|
|
|
11-10-2023, 09:50 AM
|
#18823
|
|
HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 5,661
Thanked 8,204 Times in 2,926 Posts
Failed 296 Times in 129 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp
Cialis.. Low dose keeps the chub alive in all conditions, gives you a crowbar when needed, and it has many other health benefits for men as well
|
This post is too real.
I won't lie, I've done this a number of times before wreck and on vacation
GF: "Why you so big today?"
Me lying: "It's all you babe" 
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by MG1
In Mike we Trust
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by westopher
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
|
|
|
|
|
|
11-10-2023, 10:07 AM
|
#18824
|
|
OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: /
Posts: 5,403
Thanked 3,124 Times in 1,240 Posts
Failed 264 Times in 80 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikemhg
This post is too real.
I won't lie, I've done this a number of times before wreck and on vacation
GF: "Why you so big today?"
Me lying: "It's all you babe" |
What age do people start taking it
__________________
2022 Velo N
2005 S2000
2007 CSX Type-S [Sold]
2002 RSX-S [T-Boned]
|
|
|
|
|
11-10-2023, 10:24 AM
|
#18825
|
|
I have named my kids VIC and VLS
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 39,479
Thanked 16,089 Times in 6,561 Posts
Failed 2,165 Times in 747 Posts
|
Lol fuck
__________________
Dank memes cant melt steel beams
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -8. The time now is 06:25 AM.
|
You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!
The banners on the left side and below do not show for registered users!
