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10-24-2025, 11:48 AM
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ya imagine you just took a really terrible shit though, you're just gonna jump in the shower and stick your whole ass hand in your crack and rub that shit clean then waffle stomp the chunks? not the same as using a bidet lol
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10-24-2025, 11:51 AM
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#1152
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JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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haha well, it goes down the drain and she mostly wouldn't see anything I suppose? I dunno, I've never tried this shower method lol. Similar concept anyways.
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10-24-2025, 01:09 PM
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#1153
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HELP ME PLS!!!
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It's way easier to get in there standing up.
If it's a particularly raunchy shit, you put one foot on the toilet seat and get a good wipe between the cheeks.
I can't imagine wiping one's ass while still sitting on the toilet.
That's fucking disgusting 
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Originally Posted by westopher
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
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10-24-2025, 02:09 PM
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#1154
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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The house I bought has Greenco attachments on 3 of the 4 toilets. I like being able to choose the 4th toilet if I want live like a medieval serf.
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When I think about ewe, I touch myself
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10-24-2025, 02:16 PM
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by GS8
I don't remember which thread was discussing unions but they are all a lie and a waste of time.
There's enough laws enacted now that protects workers and their rights. You don't need another layer of fat that's skimming off the top of your salary.
Union meetings are absolute cringe wanks.
Anytime there's a collective agreement renewal, it's always the same old 'need more! Let's strike!' blah blah blah
The union will amp everyone up in proper psuedo-utopian fashion so we can act as their soldiers of righteousness and virtue to 'stick in to the evil management!'
Then 2 things happen:
A) The night before the supposed strike happens, they settle on a new agreement and little to nothing has changed. Maybe some extra tarter sauce in the cafeteria. Turns out, the union couldn't afford strike pay for its 200 members who were about to walk off the job because 300 members working for a different company across the country might walk too!
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B) We strike, the company gives into our demands and we all pat ourselves on the back for a job well done, THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THE YOU IN YOUNION!
8...months...later
Mass layoffs. Facilities shutting down. You're on your own now.
You didn't win. You can't win with a union behind you. It's just legal racketeering.
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https://globalnews.ca/news/11493043/...nagement-cuts/
Will see if this trickles down to FA layoffs in the future.
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When I think about ewe, I touch myself
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10-24-2025, 03:10 PM
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#1156
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Waxin’ Punks
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Originally Posted by mikemhg
It's way easier to get in there standing up.
If it's a particularly raunchy shit, you put one foot on the toilet seat and get a good wipe between the cheeks.
I can't imagine wiping one's ass while still sitting on the toilet.
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Nah bro. You’re the one doing it wrong IMO.
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What do your farts sound like then?
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10-24-2025, 03:27 PM
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HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by punkwax
Nah bro. You’re the one doing it wrong IMO.
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Tell me more 
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Originally Posted by MG1
In Mike we Trust
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Originally Posted by westopher
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
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10-24-2025, 03:31 PM
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Waxin’ Punks
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I’ve never stood up to wipe. The thought is foreign to me.
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punkwax, I don't care what your friends say about you, you are gold!
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Originally Posted by mikemhg
What do your farts sound like then?
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10-24-2025, 04:39 PM
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#1159
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by unit
i thought wiping standing up was normal in this country. i know that in parts of europe wiping sitting down is more normal... then again europeans are dirty fuckers.
anyone in this thread who doesnt have a bidet yet needs to be studied in a lab. they've never been so accessible, affordable, and abundant, and they are easy to install. it's like the best quality of life to dollar spent ratio you will find anywhere.
i highly recommend buying a nice electric one for about $500 but even the $50 cold water ones are way better than smearing shit with a piece of paper
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I would love a bidet but my toilet bowl is non-standard - it's known as a compact elongated and pretty much no one makes a bidet for it. It's either a $2k Kohler bidet or I replace the whole toilet.
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10-24-2025, 04:44 PM
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Hacked RS to become a mod
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Originally Posted by punkwax
I’ve never stood up to wipe. The thought is foreign to me.
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Maybe people have a fetish where they want to relive the days of having their mom wipe their ass while standing up after making a dookie
Standing up after shitting so it gets all smeared in your hairy cheeks, that's disgusting 
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Originally Posted by supafamous
I would love a bidet but my toilet bowl is non-standard - it's known as a compact elongated and pretty much no one makes a bidet for it. It's either a $2k Kohler bidet or I replace the whole toilet.
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Bidets are good, but at bare minimum use baby wipes (if your sewage system can handle it).
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10-24-2025, 05:00 PM
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JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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this has become the official shit thread
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10-24-2025, 05:43 PM
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Hacked RS to become a mod
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I think this thread has turned into a shit thread on at least 9 or 10 occasions 
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10-24-2025, 05:48 PM
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I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by spoon.ek9
this has become the official shit thread
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if it's official shit you care bout, then it shouldn't go in the official shit that no one cares about thread though
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10-24-2025, 05:52 PM
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JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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oh right, question for Skinny:
I thought new memberships were locked? I noticed some new accounts were registered and honestly, the usernames looked robotic in nature. Are they genuinely new people...?
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10-24-2025, 06:08 PM
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Hacked RS to become a mod
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oh right, question for Skinny:
I thought new memberships were locked? I noticed some new accounts were registered and honestly, the usernames looked robotic in nature. Are they genuinely new people...?
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At the very least they won't be able to post
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10-24-2025, 08:21 PM
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HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp
Bidets are good, but at bare minimum use baby wipes (if your sewage system can handle it).
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Please DO NOT USE FLUSHABLE WIPES AND FLUSH THEM.
They are a lie, and you will end up clogging your shitter/plumbing, and need someone to come out and snake it to break up the clog.
https://metrovancouver.org/wipes
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Damn, not only is yours veiny AF, yours is thick AF too. Yours is twice as thick as mine.. That looks like a 2" or maybe even 3"?
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10-24-2025, 09:03 PM
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屎忽鬼
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Originally Posted by roastpuff
Please DO NOT USE FLUSHABLE WIPES AND FLUSH THEM.
They are a lie, and you will end up clogging your shitter/plumbing, and need someone to come out and snake it to break up the clog.
https://metrovancouver.org/wipes |
That’s what the city wants you to think!!!
More savings on their part if they don’t have to de lodge clogs. Fuck the city go flush those flushable wipes and let the salmon and sanitation retards deal with it.
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10-25-2025, 01:33 AM
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14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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LOL a couple years ago there was a whole reddit thread on wiping, standing vs sitting. (there's actually a few threads lol)
The friend who brought it up to us was the only guy in the shop who was a standee 
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10-25-2025, 05:59 AM
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Hacked RS to become a mod
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Quote:
Originally Posted by roastpuff
Please DO NOT USE FLUSHABLE WIPES AND FLUSH THEM.
They are a lie, and you will end up clogging your shitter/plumbing, and need someone to come out and snake it to break up the clog.
https://metrovancouver.org/wipes |
Been using them in this toilet for like 10 years with no issues. Maybe it's just a Vancouver thing
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10-25-2025, 07:18 AM
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Need to Shave n Shower, but I CANT STOP POSTING ON RS
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If you're not clogging up your pipes you're clogging up the mains. The wipes might physically make it down the toilet but they really are not meant to be flushed.
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half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF.
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reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z
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Originally Posted by Good_KarMa
OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry:
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10-25-2025, 07:49 AM
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RabidMod
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Originally Posted by spoon.ek9
Yeah she looked Chinese lol. I'm sure she's thinking now, with all these bidet users "who's laughing now??" |
But the difference is that she's sticking her fingers in her ass to clean it out. At least the bidet is touch-free.
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I need to be reliably within 10-15mins of a baked pork chops rice with lemon tea.
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10-25-2025, 09:42 AM
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Need to Shave n Shower, but I CANT STOP POSTING ON RS
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Own 3 of toliets/bidet from this company. All wok well and only about a grand each.
https://www.amazon.ca/stores/Profess..._brandLogo_sto
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10-25-2025, 10:33 AM
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I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Fuck sometimes I get the charmin toilet paper from Costco and the shit lint from the toilet paper goes everywhere
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10-25-2025, 10:43 AM
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i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
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Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
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Donk already looks like he's on fent
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10-25-2025, 12:55 PM
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屎忽鬼
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Originally Posted by RevYouUp
Fuck sometimes I get the charmin toilet paper from Costco and the shit lint from the toilet paper goes everywhere
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I loathe that too. Drives me nuts but also why I vacuum and wash all my tiles every week.
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