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12-19-2025, 09:47 AM
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#29501
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Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by noclue
At least he got US citizenship from it lmao
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I’d rather take the debt.
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98 technoviolet M3/2/5
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Originally Posted by boostfever
Westopher is correct.
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Originally Posted by fsy82
seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked
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Originally Posted by punkwax
Well.. I’d hate to be the first to say it, but Westopher is correct.
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12-19-2025, 09:51 AM
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#29502
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RS Veteran
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$200K USD. Damn, son.
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Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned!
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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Originally Posted by supafamous
Yeah, I tie her to a chair once a day and tape her eyes open.
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
AI, please remove all Asian people from the photo .. done.
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12-19-2025, 09:52 AM
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#29503
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: GTA, BC, HK
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My brother had to get my gf at the time to sell the car, clear up her credit card debt before they got married.
I ain't marrying you, i'm marrying your family as well as your credit score.
Such great advice.
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12-19-2025, 09:53 AM
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#29504
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Paradise, BC
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Originally Posted by Dbone
A friend of mine married a girl from the US that had $200k USD debt from university, and a degree that wasn't worth anything.
That would kill it for me, but it didn't for him. They had two kids... and 10 years later they are now divorced. I haven't asked if he got to keep half of that debt.  |
I'm sorry, but unless that chick is geared up for a profession that is expected to repay all that debt in a few years, I can't do it either.
At my salary level, that is probably equivalent to a 15+ year mortgage.
Wait... does this mean I am consciously choosing 15 years' worth of mortgage payment over 15 years of wild monkey sex?! That doesn't sound right...
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Originally Posted by westopher
The whole world has gone down a road no one can recover from, and it's nothing to do with governments, it's because so much of the general public is so fucking stupid.
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12-19-2025, 10:45 AM
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#29505
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Originally Posted by noclue
I thought prenups dont do much in BC, and also your pension can be taken lmao.
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Of course it can... any pension earned during a marriage or common-law relationship can be split 50/50.
If someone is worried about their pension, then they should marry someone who also has a pension to mitigate risk.
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12-19-2025, 10:52 AM
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#29506
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RabidMod
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by 6793026
My brother had to get my gf at the time to sell the car, clear up her credit card debt before they got married.
I ain't marrying you, i'm marrying your family as well as your credit score.
Such great advice.
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Wait, your brother married your ex gf? I guess that's pretty efficient.
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Geriatric Motoring Club Member #37
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Originally Posted by EvoFire
I need to be reliably within 10-15mins of a baked pork chops rice with lemon tea.
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12-19-2025, 10:52 AM
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#29507
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RS Veteran
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Are you all looking forward to divorcing your spouses in the future or something? If so, then Badhobz has it all figured out. You pay a prostitute for whatever services you desire or hire a house cleaner, cook and make everything a business transaction and never have to worry about divorce. What's yours is yours and you don't to hear about their problems. If you married someone already, or planning to marry someone, boy, you already fucked up.
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Originally Posted by RabidRat
Wait, your brother married your ex gf? I guess that's pretty efficient.
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I read this the same way and was a bit confused. Any way... 
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Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned!
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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Originally Posted by supafamous
Yeah, I tie her to a chair once a day and tape her eyes open.
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
AI, please remove all Asian people from the photo .. done.
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12-19-2025, 10:54 AM
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#29508
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Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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I think you guys are overestimating the ease of finding someone else that’s emotionally and physically compatible with you, if someone isn’t necessarily financially compatible. There’s zero chance I believe I could find someone that rivals my wife in that way if she was worse off financially when we started dating. I couldn’t have just called it and started a new relationship and expected those connections not to be worse.
Love isn’t objective and it sure as shit isn’t a business.
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98 technoviolet M3/2/5
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Originally Posted by boostfever
Westopher is correct.
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Originally Posted by fsy82
seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked
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Originally Posted by punkwax
Well.. I’d hate to be the first to say it, but Westopher is correct.
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12-19-2025, 10:56 AM
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#29509
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RS Veteran
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Taking from BIC_BAWS's journey:
1. Ask girl on date how she was raised and what her views are on divorce
2. Ask girl on date what her debt loads are like, current and forecasted over the next 30+ years
3. Decide on next steps
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Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned!
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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Originally Posted by supafamous
Yeah, I tie her to a chair once a day and tape her eyes open.
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
AI, please remove all Asian people from the photo .. done.
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Badhobz, BIC_BAWS, Eff-1, EvoFire, HonestTea, mikemhg, RabidRat, roastpuff, supafamous, Traum, underscore, westopher |
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12-19-2025, 10:59 AM
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#29510
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Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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“Can I see your wealthsimple account quickly before we take this to the 20 questions part of the date. Hold on just going to get on a quick FaceTime with my mentor.”
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98 technoviolet M3/2/5
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Originally Posted by boostfever
Westopher is correct.
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Originally Posted by fsy82
seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked
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Originally Posted by punkwax
Well.. I’d hate to be the first to say it, but Westopher is correct.
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12-19-2025, 11:05 AM
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#29511
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RabidMod
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes
Taking from BIC_BAWS's journey:
1. Ask girl on date how she was raised and what her views are on divorce
2. Ask girl on date what her debt loads are like, current and forecasted over the next 30+ years
3. Decide on next steps
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Okay, thanks this was really productive.
Let's take an action to get the projections in by the next sync.
I'll send out notes laying out next steps and I'll be reaching out to circle back.
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Geriatric Motoring Club Member #37
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Originally Posted by EvoFire
I need to be reliably within 10-15mins of a baked pork chops rice with lemon tea.
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12-19-2025, 11:06 AM
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#29512
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Vancouver
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Originally Posted by noclue
At least he got US citizenship from it lmao
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With the way ICE is running things, he might still get deported, LOL
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Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E
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Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
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12-19-2025, 11:08 AM
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#29513
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Performance Moderator
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Location: Richmond
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Weird I get the vibe bcdukes isn’t married from this thread… but I literally went to his wedding 
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12-19-2025, 11:40 AM
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#29514
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linguistic ninja
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Originally Posted by noclue
At least he got US citizenship from it lmao
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congrats, you're now taxed on worldwide income for life unless you renounce.
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12-19-2025, 11:46 AM
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#29515
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RabidMod
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto
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You get a tax credit from CRA for whatever you had to pay to the IRS. It's just annoying to have to complete two separate tax returns and make them reconcile.
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Geriatric Motoring Club Member #37
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Originally Posted by EvoFire
I need to be reliably within 10-15mins of a baked pork chops rice with lemon tea.
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12-19-2025, 12:42 PM
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#29516
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Vancouver
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I forgot where we landed with the Canada Post strike (beyond the fact the union needs to give it up cause they are on the losing end here) but colour me impressed that the Xmas cards I sent out on Wednesday afternoon starting landing in people's mailboxes yesterday (in under 24 hours). All for the lowly cost of $1.51.
The stuff going to Calgary, Toronto and Ottawa will probably start landing today or Monday. (Edit: Toronto peeps are reporting they are getting the cards now so 48 hours for that).
While I don't think sending a letter/card should cost much the fact that I can pretty much send it anywhere in Canada in 2-3 days is really impressive and I'd pay $2-3 for that.
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Last edited by supafamous; 12-19-2025 at 01:50 PM.
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12-19-2025, 12:58 PM
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#29517
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Say! Say! Say!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Japan
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Owner of Vansterdam's 420th thanks. OH YEAUHHH.
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic
Did I tell you guys black is my favourite colour? My Ridgeline is black. My Honda Fit is black. Wish my dick was black........ LOL.
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12-19-2025, 02:11 PM
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#29518
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
Join Date: Oct 2013
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"Yay I found my perfect babe!. The needle in the haystack!
The needle punctured my aorta"
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Originally Posted by GS8
When I think about ewe, I touch myself
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12-19-2025, 02:16 PM
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#29519
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屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
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I guess I lucked out with my midget. 18 years and I wouldn’t change a thing.
Shes got a million problems but so do I. We fight all the time but never serious. We make a great team as she fixes my numerous deficiencies while I can reach things in tall cupboards (so useful!).
Ah what can ya do. Once you’re over 40 you just want stability and peace. As much as I want to anal some hot blonde, I much rather stay at home and gawk at the midget trying to reach for tall things. Often with hilarious consequences.
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12-20-2025, 07:56 AM
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Vancouver
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The Official No Need To Start a New Thread, Thread
The boxing world cheers on Friday night!
As I expected, former two time heavyweight world champ Anthony Joshua destroys YouTube Boxer Jake Paul.
Sixth round knockout for Joshua!
Joshua controlled the match. Disney boy Jake Paul was running around the ropes for his life last night haha.
According to Jake, Joshua broke his jaw in two places during the fight. 
https://youtube.com/shorts/xDbU2CVJz...qiC3H2CutqSQPp
Joshua knocks out Paul in 6th round to win heavyweight fight https://www.tsn.ca/boxing/article/jo...yweight-fight/
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12-20-2025, 08:49 AM
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#29521
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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you think Joshua was still holding back ... giving the fans a bit of value for their $$? And not like taking him out in 2nd round?
This is first fight that is not contractually pre-determined to Paul's side?
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you can quote me on that
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Stay anonymous my friends.
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Yes that's very different than the shit whitev70 has been spewing for years
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12-20-2025, 09:01 AM
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#29522
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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He was probably being cautious and letting Jake tire himself out running away the whole time. He threw some big punches that didn't land so I don't think he was taking it easy on him, just hard to hit Paul when he was backing up most of the fight.
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12-20-2025, 09:07 AM
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Need to Shave n Shower, but I CANT STOP POSTING ON RS
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Okanagan
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Originally Posted by supafamous
I forgot where we landed with the Canada Post strike (beyond the fact the union needs to give it up cause they are on the losing end here) but colour me impressed that the Xmas cards I sent out on Wednesday afternoon starting landing in people's mailboxes yesterday (in under 24 hours). All for the lowly cost of $1.51.
The stuff going to Calgary, Toronto and Ottawa will probably start landing today or Monday. (Edit: Toronto peeps are reporting they are getting the cards now so 48 hours for that).
While I don't think sending a letter/card should cost much the fact that I can pretty much send it anywhere in Canada in 2-3 days is really impressive and I'd pay $2-3 for that.
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Over the last couple months they've saved me $150 CAD and $200 USD on two packages, and delivered one a day earlier than expected, so I'm pretty happy lol.
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Originally Posted by maksimizer
half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF.
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Originally Posted by RevYouUp
reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z
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Originally Posted by Good_KarMa
OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry:
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12-20-2025, 09:08 AM
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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The Official No Need To Start a New Thread, Thread
Look at Anthony Joshua smiling after his left uppercut on Paul haha.
He was setting himself up for a knockout punch!
Boom!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSeS7...ZneTJnY3dkcg==
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12-20-2025, 11:49 AM
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HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Burnaby
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you think Joshua was still holding back ... giving the fans a bit of value for their $$? And not like taking him out in 2nd round?
This is first fight that is not contractually pre-determined to Paul's side?
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He was definitely holding back. I caught him a few times pulling his punches that could easily have been landed when Paul was flopping about.
He was like a cat playing with his prey, he could've easily finished him by the third round.
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In Mike we Trust
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Originally Posted by westopher
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
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