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01-22-2026, 10:07 PM
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#226
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linguistic ninja
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I think you're confusing analing with pegging
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01-23-2026, 02:19 AM
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#227
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屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 68style
I'm not so sure you ever started
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Shaddup ! 
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01-23-2026, 05:29 AM
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#228
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RS Veteran
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I think 68style is offering.
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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01-23-2026, 09:59 AM
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#229
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HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Burnaby
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Prostate exam isn't THAT bad.
Although there's something demoralizing about lying sideways on a cold patient table while your doctor shoves a latex finger covered in cold lubricant goop up your rear end.
The feeling of that goop coming out your arse onto the 1-ply paper on the patient table when they pull the finger out somehow turns you from the most masculine man into a little bitch in the span of seconds.
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In Mike we Trust
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Quote:
Originally Posted by westopher
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
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01-23-2026, 10:09 AM
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#230
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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I had it done by some girl in 30-33, a few years ago was funny, was both our first times.
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01-23-2026, 10:38 AM
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#231
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SFICC-03*
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damn so you got to do it to her too?
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01-23-2026, 10:39 AM
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#232
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bcrdukes
I think 68style is offering.
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Gone: 2007 Acura TSX, 2008 Mazda 3 GT, 2003 Mazda Miata LS, 2008 Mazda Miata GT PRHT, 2003 Mazda Protege 5
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01-23-2026, 01:22 PM
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#233
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
Join Date: Oct 2013
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerbs
I had it done by some girl in 30-33, a few years ago was funny, was both our first times.
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Which bad dragon was this?
Anyway, my first time was 4 years old. You never forget your first time 
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Originally Posted by GS8
When I think about ewe, I touch myself
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01-24-2026, 06:15 AM
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Any recs for body comp scales? I see Wirecutter recommends the Wyze one which is darn cheap at around $40.
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01-24-2026, 07:03 AM
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#235
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I bringith the lowerballerith
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I’ve never trusted any of these “tell all” scales. You can’t really get a body fat %, etc. without doing full body scan or displacement exercise. Much rather use the mirror and self judgement, “yup still fat, to the gym you go” *puts down fork*
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'92 300ZX Twin Turbo (weekend)
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01-24-2026, 02:04 PM
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#236
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屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
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Quote:
Originally Posted by supafamous
Any recs for body comp scales? I see Wirecutter recommends the Wyze one which is darn cheap at around $40.
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just look in the mirror motherfucker!
ya got pillsbury rolls like me?!!?! yOU FAT!
you skinny male model like Spoon / Red / Dink... ya fuck you dink / Brack Mike / etc ? then youre at around 5-10% bodyfat.... bunch of fags. Im not jealous, youre jealous. Ill just stuff my sadness with a piece of chicken skin
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01-24-2026, 02:50 PM
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#237
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JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bcuzracecarz
I’ve never trusted any of these “tell all” scales. You can’t really get a body fat %, etc. without doing full body scan or displacement exercise. Much rather use the mirror and self judgement, “yup still fat, to the gym you go” *puts down fork*
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Use it more for a baseline reading. It may not be 100% accurate like a body scan, but if your numbers are trending in the right direction and you can physically see results, you're good.
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01-24-2026, 03:56 PM
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#238
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RS Veteran
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Badhobz
just look in the mirror motherfucker!
ya got pillsbury rolls like me?!!?! yOU FAT!
you skinny male model like Spoon / Red / Dink... ya fuck you dink / Brack Mike / etc ? then youre at around 5-10% bodyfat.... bunch of fags. Im not jealous, youre jealous. Ill just stuff my sadness with a piece of chicken skin
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Did you just go to LA Chicken? 
Better get your ass down to Mott32! 
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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01-25-2026, 03:49 PM
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#239
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HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Burnaby
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Did the Dexa Scan today.
BF = 17.1% (need to keep working, clearly)
Lean Mass = 152 lbs
Visceral Fat = 292 grams
Bone Density (BMD): 1.343 g/cm2
Interesting experience, absolute shit part of town for it 
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Originally Posted by MG1
In Mike we Trust
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Quote:
Originally Posted by westopher
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
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01-25-2026, 09:30 PM
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#240
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Jan 26, 2026
- Averaged 201 last week, averaging 199.4lbs this week
- Lifts are going up back to previous highs
- Ran 5:00/KM tempo for the first time last week for 4KM's
- PR on 10KM, 1:04:40 @ 5/10 effort
- PR on 5KM - 26:43 @ 7.5/10 effort
- Gymmed 3x this week
- Vball 3x this week
- 11,500 steps average
- 37 runs lifetime and 24.5KM Ran this week
Also got gassed up on my cut in 2 separate vball leagues by randoms and girls 
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2022 Velo N
2005 S2000
2007 CSX Type-S [Sold]
2002 RSX-S [T-Boned]
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01-25-2026, 09:37 PM
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#241
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in the butt
Join Date: Aug 2016
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^ all those digits, numbers, mathematics, and not a single girlfriend
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Originally Posted by Mr.Money
i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
Originally Posted by ilovebacon
Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by BIC_BAWS
Donk already looks like he's on fent
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01-26-2026, 07:00 AM
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#242
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屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
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^thats mean. why would you say such a thing to poor broski. His bounty is still out there! we should all try and help him.
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01-26-2026, 07:20 AM
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#243
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SFICC-03*
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: richmond
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my knee is finally starting to feel almost back to normal, time to stop using it as an excuse to avoid the gym entirely lol
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01-26-2026, 10:27 AM
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#244
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Quote:
Originally Posted by donk.
^ all those digits, numbers, mathematics, and not a single girlfriend
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getting noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bitches!
Should I add a date counter too until I find a gf
- 2 first dates from talking to strangers after TWICE
- 1 first date via hinge
- 1 dropped
- 2 referrals from friends in upcoming weeks
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2022 Velo N
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01-26-2026, 10:35 AM
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#245
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屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
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whats your requirements again? let me know.
i got a stable of half demented whores who are late 30's to 40+ and emotionally / psychologically sad
YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE?!?!!
ooops... im not selling this very well.
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01-26-2026, 10:38 AM
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#246
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RS Veteran
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If one of them is who I'm thinking of... 
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Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned!
Quote:
Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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01-26-2026, 10:39 AM
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#247
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屎忽鬼
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yeah she needs work.......
nothing a bag of hammers cant fix.
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01-26-2026, 10:40 AM
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#248
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RS Veteran
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No, man. No amount of hammers, expensive tools, or the touch of God's hand can fix this one.
You would be doing a huge disservice to a bro.
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Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned!
Quote:
Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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01-26-2026, 10:42 AM
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#249
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屎忽鬼
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wait youre talking about GLow HO !? she just needs a trip to Korea and get the "special"
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01-26-2026, 10:52 AM
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#250
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RS Veteran
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Umm...She was someone I had in mind, but I was thinking of someone else. 
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Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned!
Quote:
Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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