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02-17-2026, 02:41 PM
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#126
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Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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Happy New Year, time to buy bao ma everyone
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02-17-2026, 03:20 PM
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#127
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes
Please sir, tell us more!
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Not sure what's to tell.
Me swamped with work to make money. Kids and wife take my money to pay for cruise for whole family (my folks and her parents+sister family). I drink a lot of (very good) espressos just to make through the day and come back to an empty home on CNY eve.
I think that's specific enough.
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02-17-2026, 03:31 PM
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#128
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I'm more interested in the dollar amounts.
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02-17-2026, 04:00 PM
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#129
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Hehe
Not sure what's to tell.
Me swamped with work to make money. Kids and wife take my money to pay for cruise for whole family (my folks and her parents+sister family). I drink a lot of (very good) espressos just to make through the day and come back to an empty home on CNY eve.
I think that's specific enough. 
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RS party at Hehe's house, and he will hand out laisee to all the unmarried attendees!
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Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
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02-17-2026, 06:50 PM
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#130
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屎忽鬼
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bcrdukes
I'm more interested in the dollar amounts.
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Omg what have you started !!!!
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Originally Posted by Gumby
RS party at Hehe's house, and he will hand out laisee to all the unmarried attendees! 
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I’ll fucking Lai C in his house for sure.
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02-17-2026, 07:20 PM
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#131
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Hacked RS to become a mod
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When you order a bunch of watch tools and parts on Taobao but they won't even BEGIN to ship them until almost March
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02-17-2026, 07:21 PM
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#132
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Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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^^ I'm looking at Ali Express and the estimated arrival time is still late Feb for most stuff
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02-17-2026, 07:22 PM
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#133
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2013, 2016, 2017 & 2018 NHL Fantasy RS1 Champion
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes
I'm more interested in the dollar amounts.
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Do you even need to ask? It's probably $88,888
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02-17-2026, 07:34 PM
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#134
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Hacked RS to become a mod
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Originally Posted by JDMDreams
^^ I'm looking at Ali Express and the estimated arrival time is still late Feb for most stuff
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Yeah depends on the store; if you're ordering direct from a factory store rather than a small shop, they are probably going to be closed more often.
A lot of them put up their schedules, so you know how fucked you'll be:
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02-17-2026, 08:02 PM
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#135
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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How much of that can you actually read?
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Do Not Put Aftershave on Your Balls. -604CEFIRO
Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E
kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon
Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
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02-17-2026, 08:04 PM
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#136
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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lol cny used to shutdown the country for 2-3 weeks
I predict in 10 years, its gonna end up like hk, back to work Friday
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MG1: in fact, a new term needs to make its way into the American dictionary. Trump............ he's such a "Trump" = ultimate insult. Like, "yray, you're such a trump."
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bcrdukes yray fucked bcrdukes up the nose
dapperfied yraisis
dapperfied yray so waisis
FastAnna you literally talk out your ass
FastAnna i really cant
FastAnna yray i cant stand you
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02-17-2026, 08:13 PM
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#137
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Hacked RS to become a mod
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gumby
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How much of that can you actually read?
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The numbers
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02-17-2026, 08:56 PM
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#138
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bcrdukes
I'm more interested in the dollar amounts.
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Every year is about net zero. This year is not that different. Only thing costly was the trip as I was paying for my folks and half of wife’s folks. Between the air tickets, tour for all and the cruise, I think it was about 8k per person.
I didn’t go. But the budget for mine went for a lens that I’ve ordered. Haha.
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02-17-2026, 09:46 PM
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#139
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屎忽鬼
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02-17-2026, 10:20 PM
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#140
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Gumby
RS party at Hehe's house, and he will hand out laisee to all the unmarried attendees! 
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Last time I checked, this is RS with a bunch of sausages and not some hot chicks. Unless you guys are bringing hookers and blows, why would I bother?
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02-17-2026, 10:42 PM
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#141
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屎忽鬼
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I look pretty good in a wig. You’d want some
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02-18-2026, 07:50 AM
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#142
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JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Had a great CNY dinner last night. Another one planned at gf's home tonight. Hard not to pig out when the food is so good
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02-18-2026, 08:20 AM
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#143
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屎忽鬼
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fuck man 3 days of this endless eating shit..... eat eat eat. its so mindless and horseshit.
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02-18-2026, 08:47 AM
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#144
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hehe
Last time I checked, this is RS with a bunch of sausages and not some hot chicks. Unless you guys are bringing hookers and blows, why would I bother?
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blow is the easy part
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02-18-2026, 09:28 AM
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I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by Badhobz
fuck man 3 days of this endless eating shit..... eat eat eat. its so mindless and horseshit.
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my brain is cooked i was wondering why you were thinking of fucking a man endless for 3 days while reading it with a fake chinese accent
sorry, i'm in the wrong thread carry on
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Greenstoner
1 rat shit ruins the whole congee
originalhypa
You cannot live the life of a whore and expect a monument to your chastity
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[22-12, 08:51]mellomandidnt think and went in straight..scrapped like a bitch
[17-09, 12:07]FastAnna glowjob
[17-09, 12:08]FastAnna I like dat
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02-18-2026, 09:53 AM
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#146
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RabidMod
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GLOW
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Originally Posted by Badhobz
fuck man 3 days of this endless eating shit..... eat eat eat. its so mindless and horseshit.
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my brain is cooked i was wondering why you were thinking of fucking a man endlessly for 3 days while reading it with a fake chinese accent
sorry, i'm in the wrong thread carry on

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There is not any correct thread for that!!!!!
As a moderator, I have now issued you a 14-point ticket for this outrage.
"VLS Relationship: Stick it up YOUR ass 14 30 Day(s)"
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I need to be reliably within 10-15mins of a baked pork chops rice with lemon tea.
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Last edited by RabidRat; 02-18-2026 at 10:00 AM.
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02-18-2026, 09:56 AM
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#147
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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thats not a red card, thats lai see
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There's a phallic symbol infront of my car
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MG1: in fact, a new term needs to make its way into the American dictionary. Trump............ he's such a "Trump" = ultimate insult. Like, "yray, you're such a trump."
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bcrdukes yray fucked bcrdukes up the nose
dapperfied yraisis
dapperfied yray so waisis
FastAnna you literally talk out your ass
FastAnna i really cant
FastAnna yray i cant stand you
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02-18-2026, 10:04 AM
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#148
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屎忽鬼
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I ate so much I’ve been literally Lai C-ing everywhere. This is the worst holiday
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02-18-2026, 12:53 PM
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I told him no, what y'all do?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RabidRat
There is not any correct thread for that!!!!!
As a moderator, I have now issued you a 14-point ticket for this outrage.
"VLS Relationship: Stick it up YOUR ass 14 30 Day(s)"
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oh i think that's my 1st ever red card lai see on here.
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Feedback
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Quote:
Greenstoner
1 rat shit ruins the whole congee
originalhypa
You cannot live the life of a whore and expect a monument to your chastity
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[22-12, 08:51]mellomandidnt think and went in straight..scrapped like a bitch
[17-09, 12:07]FastAnna glowjob
[17-09, 12:08]FastAnna I like dat
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02-18-2026, 01:33 PM
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#150
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RS Veteran
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Wow, GLOW. You should be honoured for receiving the infractions. That's super rare these days and definitely brings a level of RS street cred. Don't even ask how many infractions I received, even when I was a mod back in the day.
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