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02-17-2026, 04:26 PM
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes
His primary method of transportation better be a private jet or helicopter and a fleet of super cars. You better not let him fail, DAD!  |
Lazy ass got his L but didn't sign up for driving lessons, so public transit for him!
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02-17-2026, 04:38 PM
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in the butt
Join Date: Aug 2016
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Originally Posted by djstyles
I'm fairly certain that I'm just going to go on sex tours in SE Asia once a year and embrace being a big time pervert for a month  |
I think i saw you on youtube, the video title was called "sex tourism asia: tracking the fathers"
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Originally Posted by Mr.Money
i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
Originally Posted by ilovebacon
Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by BIC_BAWS
Donk already looks like he's on fent
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02-17-2026, 04:52 PM
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HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Dec 2009
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I will happily be Rev's dating app guinea pig. Not looking forward to it, as its been a minute.
Going to take some time to heal my mind, focus on the new doggo, and maybe jump into an app in a few months when spring starts 
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Originally Posted by MG1
In Mike we Trust
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Originally Posted by westopher
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
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02-17-2026, 05:28 PM
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#29
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RS Veteran
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Originally Posted by Gumby
Lazy ass got his L but didn't sign up for driving lessons, so public transit for him!
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You guys need to come out to the Stock & Noob Meet this summer! (Likely no girls there so YMMV) 
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Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned!
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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02-17-2026, 05:46 PM
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#30
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14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Originally Posted by donk.
I think i saw you on youtube, the video title was called "sex tourism asia: tracking the fathers"
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I'll write a book when I retire called "Memoirs of a Pervert". Rolls right off the tongue
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02-17-2026, 06:25 PM
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#31
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RS Veteran
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Your user title should be modified to: I will not admit my sex tourism addiction to RS"
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Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned!
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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02-17-2026, 06:49 PM
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屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
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It’s the way to do it.
Pray for mojo….
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02-17-2026, 06:54 PM
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Performance Moderator
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Originally Posted by djstyles
I'll write a book when I retire called "Memoirs of a Pervert". Rolls right off the tongue
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Until tongue itself rolls of, rotted by scurbies and gonadrrheas
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02-17-2026, 07:14 PM
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HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by mikemhg
I will happily be Rev's dating app guinea pig. Not looking forward to it, as its been a minute.
Going to take some time to heal my mind, focus on the new doggo, and maybe jump into an app in a few months when spring starts |
Shit, sorry to hear that Mike.
Doggos are great for this though.
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Originally Posted by PeanutButter
Damn, not only is yours veiny AF, yours is thick AF too. Yours is twice as thick as mine.. That looks like a 2" or maybe even 3"?
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02-17-2026, 09:01 PM
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Originally Posted by 68style
Until tongue itself rolls of, rotted by scurbies and gonadrrheas
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Ok. I need translation. I don’t understand half the sentence. Should I be concerned? 
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Nothing for now
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02-17-2026, 09:48 PM
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屎忽鬼
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Originally Posted by Hehe
Ok. I need translation. I don’t understand half the sentence. Should I be concerned? |
youve never eaten an infested pussy?
boy you havent lived at all!
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02-17-2026, 10:42 PM
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Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
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Location: Vancouver
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Bring out your dead!
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02-18-2026, 06:36 AM
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#38
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Originally Posted by donk.
I was working at a city of _________ owned property like 9 years ago.
It was a house, split into 3 rental units.
Bottom floor: two tenants. One tenant had control for the thermostat, for all 3 suites. Top floor, third tenant.
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hilarious.. didnt know city owned houses and had to maintain them but my buddy was renting from the city once.
eveyrthing is taken cared of by the city, down to driveway and stuff... super cool ...
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02-18-2026, 07:59 AM
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I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by djstyles
I'm fairly certain that I'm just going to go on sex tours in SE Asia once a year and embrace being a big time pervert for a month |
looks like we know who's going to arrange the next RS meet   
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Greenstoner
1 rat shit ruins the whole congee
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You cannot live the life of a whore and expect a monument to your chastity
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[22-12, 08:51]mellomandidnt think and went in straight..scrapped like a bitch
[17-09, 12:07]FastAnna glowjob
[17-09, 12:08]FastAnna I like dat
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02-18-2026, 09:25 AM
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14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Originally Posted by GLOW
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I'll see you guys at Sky Bar (the one in the Hangover) in Bangkok in Nov??? I hope you guys like $50 drinks
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02-18-2026, 11:11 AM
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in the butt
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Originally Posted by Badhobz
youve never eaten an infested pussy?
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I forget who told me this, i think it was at work, true or not.....:
We had a buddy that kept a bowl of lemon juice near his bed.
When he brought women back to bang (gerbs pay attention), before he would eat the poon, be would dip his fingers into the lemonwater, then rub the pussy.
If she reacted to it, pussy was no good.
If there was no reaction, pussy good to eat/bang.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Money
i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
Originally Posted by ilovebacon
Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by BIC_BAWS
Donk already looks like he's on fent
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02-18-2026, 12:04 PM
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SFICC-03*
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i'd test it out with a bit of flour and water first to see if it makes the dough rise.
if it's too yeasty and the dough passes the windowpane test then you can eat the bread not the pussy.
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02-18-2026, 12:56 PM
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I told him no, what y'all do?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by donk.
I forget who told me this, i think it was at work, true or not.....:
We had a buddy that kept a bowl of lemon juice near his bed.
When he brought women back to bang (gerbs pay attention), before he would eat the poon, be would dip his fingers into the lemonwater, then rub the pussy.
If she reacted to it, pussy was no good.
If there was no reaction, pussy good to eat/bang.
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that's like some ancient chinese herbalist wisdom stuff going on there 
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Greenstoner
1 rat shit ruins the whole congee
originalhypa
You cannot live the life of a whore and expect a monument to your chastity
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[22-12, 08:51]mellomandidnt think and went in straight..scrapped like a bitch
[17-09, 12:07]FastAnna glowjob
[17-09, 12:08]FastAnna I like dat
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02-18-2026, 01:14 PM
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#44
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Originally Posted by unit
i'd test it out with a bit of flour and water first to see if it makes the dough rise.
if it's too yeasty and the dough passes the windowpane test then you can eat the bread not the pussy.
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Ah the old bread or breed move, a classic
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02-18-2026, 01:25 PM
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
Join Date: Jan 2012
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sourdough bread
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MG1: in fact, a new term needs to make its way into the American dictionary. Trump............ he's such a "Trump" = ultimate insult. Like, "yray, you're such a trump."
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bcrdukes yray fucked bcrdukes up the nose
dapperfied yraisis
dapperfied yray so waisis
FastAnna you literally talk out your ass
FastAnna i really cant
FastAnna yray i cant stand you
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02-18-2026, 01:34 PM
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RS Veteran
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Part of my capstone project involves sourdough bread. I think I'll drop out now. 
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Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned!
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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02-18-2026, 02:53 PM
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RabidMod
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Wtf is wrong with you people
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Originally Posted by EvoFire
I need to be reliably within 10-15mins of a baked pork chops rice with lemon tea.
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02-18-2026, 06:39 PM
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Yoooooooooo single guys. I had a call today with a fairly attractive early 30s white girl out of Calgary who just broke up with her b/f over his infidelity. She's a car enthusiast who had a 240SX that she did an engine swap on back when she was barely legal.
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02-18-2026, 07:10 PM
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by supafamous
Yoooooooooo single guys. I had a call today with a fairly attractive early 30s white girl out of Calgary who just broke up with her b/f over his infidelity. She's car enthusiast who had a 240SX that she did an engine swap on back when she was barely legal.
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How did this come up in conversation.. I'm assuming it was someone that worked with a client LOL
And...
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Originally Posted by supafamous
she was barely legal.
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02-18-2026, 07:13 PM
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#50
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by supafamous
Yoooooooooo single guys. I had a call today with a fairly attractive early 30s white girl out of Calgary who just broke up with her b/f over his infidelity. She's car enthusiast who had a 240SX that she did an engine swap on back when she was barely legal.
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Please send me her contact info.
[This message was not approved by le wifey~]
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Originally Posted by westopher
The whole world has gone down a road no one can recover from, and it's nothing to do with governments, it's because so much of the general public is so fucking stupid.
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