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02-26-2026, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by twitchyzero
re: knowing or not knowing what you married into
time passed so fast when i watched this haha
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I LOL'd so hard when he pulled the "Is alimony fair?" question out and said "I've argued yes and I've argued no depending on who's paying me" hhahahaha I love this guy
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02-26-2026, 07:29 AM
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Can't tell if it's the murdering or the fact that Hobz and I would still sleep with her that's got you concerned.
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02-26-2026, 07:32 AM
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I'm with RabidRat on this one.
This Modern Dating thread has definitely taken quite the u-turn.  Reflecting back on the Globe and Mail piece by Debra Soh, her article definitely sheds some light on how you guys have come to your preferences. 
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you broke my heart :rukidding:
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02-26-2026, 07:41 AM
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She did say she only murdered the ones who crossed her... so just don't cross her and you're okay? 
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02-26-2026, 07:45 AM
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#230
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She did say she only murdered the ones who crossed her... so just don't cross her and you're okay? |
She’s a woman. Good fuk’n luck with that.
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02-26-2026, 07:56 AM
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#231
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Just keep a bouquet of flowers on you at all times to whirl around with and present to her!
Keep her cross-eyed with the D and crossed up with performative affection and you're golden! Also, make your own drinks when she's around.
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02-26-2026, 10:17 AM
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by supafamous
Can't tell if it's the murdering or the fact that Hobz and I would still sleep with her that's got you concerned.
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it bothers me that older married men still get jaded by pretty girls
does it ever end??????
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02-26-2026, 10:20 AM
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end? it'll end when you become a eunich. you wanna become a eunich? all your female problems goes away.
any heterosexual male with 1 or more sperms swimming around in his nutsack will be jaded by bitches. Look at the hamsup lo's on epstines list. All old as fuck. You can be 70+ and you still wanna bone.
You can be a huge bitch ass nerd like bill gates but when those russian hookers with infected cunts come wiggling their asses in your face, you'll eat that like its free ice cream.
dont matter if youre broke or stinking rich. dudes gotta bone.
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02-26-2026, 10:43 AM
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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it bothers me that older married men still get jaded by pretty girls
does it ever end??????
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Never. I appreciate God's art and always will. We're not dirty old men, we're art aficionados.
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02-26-2026, 10:55 AM
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I was talking to my friend who has to look after his uncle, the guys is 90 and has dementia and currently his biggest challenge is keeping his uncle off Instagram cuz he keeps scrolling through all the girlies liking their photos and making comments.
Good to know that part of the brain never dies lol
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02-26-2026, 10:57 AM
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#236
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thats awesome! ... when im a drooling, complete basket case retard, ill still have a boner and still eye fucking all these women.
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02-26-2026, 11:39 AM
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reminds me of the clip of some grandpa eating dim sum with his wife while watching porn lol
we've also caught some patients watching porn in emerg too
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02-26-2026, 11:45 AM
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Man, if I'm in emergency and in pain, waiting to be seen by a nurse/doctor, the last thing I want to do is watch porn. Why do people do this? 
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you broke my heart :rukidding:
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02-26-2026, 12:08 PM
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HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by twitchyzero
re: knowing or not knowing what you married into
time passed so fast when i watched this haha
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Wow that is a great video
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Damn, not only is yours veiny AF, yours is thick AF too. Yours is twice as thick as mine.. That looks like a 2" or maybe even 3"?
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02-26-2026, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by spoon.ek9
reminds me of the clip of some grandpa eating dim sum with his wife while watching porn lol
we've also caught some patients watching porn in emerg too
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That be me in a few years… or a few weeks.
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02-26-2026, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by 68style
I was talking to my friend who has to look after his uncle, the guys is 90 and has dementia and currently his biggest challenge is keeping his uncle off Instagram cuz he keeps scrolling through all the girlies liking their photos and making comments.
Good to know that part of the brain never dies lol
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they should definitely make him a new account specifically for that lol
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02-26-2026, 01:17 PM
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#242
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Next meet will be at dim sum and we'll all suspiciously sit on one side of the table opposite of our significant others
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02-26-2026, 02:36 PM
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by Gerbs
it bothers me that older married men still get jaded by pretty girls
does it ever end??????
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From master dating to masturbating 
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When I think about ewe, I touch myself
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02-27-2026, 09:22 AM
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#244
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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damn gooners till the day we die, thought if I date enough pretty girls, I'll be immune
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02-27-2026, 11:12 AM
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Well at a certain age, pretty girls become not pretty, and pretty girls are just younger girls, which is endless as you keep aging
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02-27-2026, 11:14 AM
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This is how you end up on Epstein island
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02-27-2026, 12:13 PM
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Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bcrdukes
Man, if I'm in emergency and in pain, waiting to be seen by a nurse/doctor, the last thing I want to do is watch porn. Why do people do this?
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Gives you the will to keep living, I suppose.
This is probably scientific, too.
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02-27-2026, 12:36 PM
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Gives you the will to keep living, I suppose.
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Do they stop living when they bust?
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02-27-2026, 01:44 PM
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#249
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Somehow all this Epstein talk is reminding me how much of a saint Leo (DiCaprio) is. Pick them up at 18. Set them free at 25. Rinse and repeat. 
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The whole world has gone down a road no one can recover from, and it's nothing to do with governments, it's because so much of the general public is so fucking stupid.
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02-27-2026, 01:47 PM
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JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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have you heard about girls calling 18-21 year olds minors?
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