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Old 02-04-2026, 04:13 PM   #30126
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Old 02-04-2026, 04:20 PM   #30128
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I wish I made this up but back in the day, a parent showed up to pick up one of our classmates and just so happened to get into a scrap with another kid. The parent egged their kid on to beat the other kid up and to "finish him" (not kidding). VPD showed up. Unsure if the parent was charged or not.
3rd parties egging people on are the real catalysts.
That's pretty much how my kid almost ended up in a scrap with a 2nd kid.
2nd kid was hassling my kids friend, and mine told him to stop. 2nd kid gets his back up and postures. 3rd kid starts egging them on and says, "you should punch <kid 2>." 2nd kid heard "punch <kid 2>" and starts swinging. My kid is in Tae Kwon Do, so he just blocks both punches before I can close the 20 feet and separate them.

Long story short, no one got in serious trouble. Kid 2 has some cognitive challenges, and thought he was going to get punched so he preempted. My kid didn't want to fight, and was defending his friend and just blocked punches. 3rd kid got a stern talking to for causing the fight. 3rd kid is now at a different school, but not for this, but kid was a shit disturber.

My kid ended up with a playground rep for "defending his friend, beating up the other kid" for a short while.

Also, there were half a dozen parents within 20 feet that didn't even notice until I had grabbed both kids (K2 and mine) and hauled them off to the office.

It was a fun start to a grade 4 morning.
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Old 02-04-2026, 05:00 PM   #30129
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Why do I have a feeling Mikoyan’s kid is going to punch Badhobz in the crotch someday?
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Old 02-04-2026, 06:22 PM   #30130
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Old 02-04-2026, 06:43 PM   #30131
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oh i got called in for my son in grade 4 involved in a fight... (I was still the dealership life then)

My wife was furious... but as a dad... we only care if our kid won...

I went to my son before seeing the principal and was like "so... did you win? did you F*** up the other kid?"

My son is like "no day, I got shit on, the other kid is grade 7"

my jaw dropped "WTF were you thinking you are grade 4, why would you go after someone in Grade 7?"

"Dad, my friend told me to back him up... so I backed him up"

"i am like.. true that bro... if your buddy needs back up... you fucking back him up, i am proud of you"

Then we go see principle, and all kids involved with parents get shit on by the principal... lololol The grade 7 did have the big kid advantage, but it was like 7 X grade 4 kids tried to jump him... lololol
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Old 02-04-2026, 07:55 PM   #30132
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Badhobz = Grade 7 bully

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Wow fighting like that in grade 4?
Yeah, I saw the inital rougher than normal play, so I kept an eye on them. When they started circling up, and when the other kid dropped his bag.... "Oh $%^&, Fights On!"
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Old 02-04-2026, 08:28 PM   #30134
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Old 02-04-2026, 09:25 PM   #30135
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Morale of the story: send your kids to a self defense/martial arts school! It’s important that they stress the defense part - don’t be a cocky shit going around picking fights, but be able to defend yourself or your friends if the shit goes down.
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Old 02-04-2026, 09:50 PM   #30136
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fucking kids speed running through childhood now

we just play tag in grade 4 and laugh at whos kissing on the tree
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Old 02-04-2026, 11:28 PM   #30137
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A couple of kids in Kindergarten had parents that let them watch Squid Game Back when it first came out. =/
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Old 02-05-2026, 12:09 AM   #30138
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A couple of kids in Kindergarten had parents that let them watch Squid Game Back when it first came out. =/
Has there been any profound impact on their kids behaviour?
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This is a great way to get out of babysitting. I did tell my brother in law if i baby sat, his boy might go flying through a window head first.
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Old 02-05-2026, 06:26 AM   #30141
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yeah cuz i sent half of them there.

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Then we go see principle, and all kids involved with parents get shit on by the principal... lololol The grade 7 did have the big kid advantage, but it was like 7 X grade 4 kids tried to jump him... lololol
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while i don't support violence, good on your kid for trying to help his friend.
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fun facts:

1. had multiple bomb threats phoned into my high school while there (all 5 years)
2. one year there were so many, the principal threatened to have us make up the lost time by cutting into summer break (threats magically stopped after that)
3. I had multiple fights/fist fights through grade school, stood my ground each time
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Seven current Toronto police officers and one retired member have been named as suspects in a complex conspiracy that allegedly involved the attempted murder of a senior Ontario corrections officer.

At least 19 additional suspects have also been charged following the seven-month investigation, dubbed Project South, which police say uncovered and ultimately thwarted the deadly attack at a home in York Region.
Man, this is insane.
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So these 3 idiots in north van had tied up a guy in his house for 3 days beating him up trying tonget money from him. Swat showed ups and they tried to run. Swat got them all.


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Now these 3 idiot shot at a house is surrey. Aomthing happened to the range rover they where in so they called a ride share. Cops pulled over the ride share and they where arrested. Here is where it gets funny. The range rover was owned by one of the shooters and had custom plates with the guys last name. Not the smartest.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/briti...ting-9.7070072


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Assuming the last name was something common like Singh, that doesn’t really narrow down the list of suspects!
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Now these 3 idiot shot at a house is surrey. Aomthing happened to the range rover they where in so they called a ride share. Cops pulled over the ride share and they where arrested. Here is where it gets funny. The range rover was owned by one of the shooters and had custom plates with the guys last name. Not the smartest.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/briti...ting-9.7070072


Glad to see the RCMP cracking down on these idiots.
The stupidest part of this was selecting a range rover for a getaway car. Should've picked a Toyota.

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