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02-27-2026, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Gerbs
damn gooners till the day we die, thought if I date enough pretty girls, I'll be immune
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Bruh it just gets worse. The older you get the more women you start going hmmmmm about, your level of acceptance expands and at some point anything is goon material I imagine.
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02-27-2026, 03:01 PM
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#252
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屎忽鬼
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id fuck a tree stump if it looked like a blonde's asshole.
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02-27-2026, 03:19 PM
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#253
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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do you guys think it's because you guys didn't get enough gooning when you're younger?
or would boning 50+ girls not change a thing
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02-27-2026, 03:30 PM
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#254
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屎忽鬼
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i fucked A LOTTTTTT okay. LIKE A SHIT TON... i literally lived inside my ex's ass.
Last edited by Badhobz; 03-04-2026 at 09:46 AM.
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02-27-2026, 03:50 PM
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#255
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Originally Posted by Gerbs
do you guys think it's because you guys didn't get enough gooning when you're younger?
or would boning 50+ girls not change a thing
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Snowball effect! If you're just in it for boning, the more you bone the more you want to bone variety is the spice of life and the more divergent you get too
At some point if you're not a super rich dude tho you realize a certain segment of the population isn't interested in boning yo ass anymore unless you pay for it so you kind of settle in OR you djstyles it up and take your show on the road to Toys'R'Us (SE Asia) lolol
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02-27-2026, 03:58 PM
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#256
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by Badhobz
i fucked A LOTTTTTT okay. LIKE A SHIT TON... i literally lived inside my ex's ass.
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Badhobz, are you sure you wrote that out in the correct order? As in, did you really mean:
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i shited A LOTTTTTT okay? LIKE A FUCK TON... i literally lived inside my ex's ass (bcos I am so full of shit)
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02-27-2026, 06:57 PM
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#257
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Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by Gerbs
do you guys think it's because you guys didn't get enough gooning when you're younger?
or would boning 50+ girls not change a thing
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I wasn't interested. I had my action outside of relationships. It satisfies a physical need at the moment but it doesn't change anything long term. Needed a relationship to be healthy imo
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02-27-2026, 07:00 PM
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#258
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Originally Posted by Badhobz
i fucked A LOTTTTTT okay. LIKE A SHIT TON... i literally lived inside my ex's ass.
Nowadays, barely once or twice every few months. meh...
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Aren't you only like around 40? Fuck that's no way to live man
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02-27-2026, 07:06 PM
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#259
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Originally Posted by MarkyMark
Aren't you only like around 40? Fuck that's no way to live man
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Just to be sure, are you referring to his experience with his ex? Or his current situation? Or both?
What do you suggest as a remedy? Don't forget, he's a lesbian now, so please mind his (her?) preferences. 
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you broke my heart :rukidding:
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02-27-2026, 07:37 PM
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#260
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes
Just to be sure, are you referring to his experience with his ex? Or his current situation? Or both?
What do you suggest as a remedy? Don't forget, he's a lesbian now, so please mind his (her?) preferences. |
His current situation. Once or twice every few months will drive any dude with functioning nuts to snap or cheat eventually.
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02-27-2026, 08:30 PM
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#261
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sex ain’t that that important to me anymore. Would be fun but also the headache associated for a few fleeting moments of pleasure doesn’t seem worth turning my life upside down
Last edited by Badhobz; 03-04-2026 at 09:46 AM.
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02-27-2026, 09:49 PM
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by Badhobz
It’s been like this for years already. Haven’t gone off the reservation yet. I just jerk off a lot and dream of my hooker and cocaine yacht retirement party.
Whatever, sex ain’t that that important to me anymore. Would be fun but also the headache associated for a few fleeting moments of pleasure doesn’t seem worth turning my life upside down
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Just so we're clear, getting your wife to have sex with you more often isn't worth the trouble, even though that's what you would prefer?
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02-27-2026, 11:02 PM
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#263
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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there's more to life than sex
like buying a subaru 
after a while, all vaginas are the same 
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MG1: in fact, a new term needs to make its way into the American dictionary. Trump............ he's such a "Trump" = ultimate insult. Like, "yray, you're such a trump."
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bcrdukes yray fucked bcrdukes up the nose
dapperfied yraisis
dapperfied yray so waisis
FastAnna you literally talk out your ass
FastAnna i really cant
FastAnna yray i cant stand you
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02-27-2026, 11:28 PM
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#264
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by yray
there's more to life than sex
like buying a subaru
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You become one (with) vagina? 
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02-27-2026, 11:58 PM
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#265
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Originally Posted by MarkyMark
Just so we're clear, getting your wife to have sex with you more often isn't worth the trouble, even though that's what you would prefer?
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No, I mean pursuing other avenues like hookers, cheating, massage parlours, soap lands, rub and tugs, and myriad of other fun and exciting things.
Not worth the hassle and potential life altering consequences.
I don’t know, as a middle age chinaman, it’s pretty normal to rarely get some. I’ve asked around and most Chongs are in the same boat as me. We all turned into these sexless heaps of geriatric man meat. Why do you think we have so many hobbies ? Also it’s a daily grind to not cheat on her ass as opportunities are ever present when you have time and money to pursue hobbies. Other cunts somehow detects this and comes out of the woodwork to fuck you up.
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02-28-2026, 06:40 AM
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#266
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Did you text your Porsche girl to tell her you bought a Su ba lo instead of a GT3 from her? That's gonna make her both angrier and wetter than she's ever been in her life.
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02-28-2026, 06:45 AM
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#267
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Breaking News: Flash Floods in Ottawa 
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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02-28-2026, 06:52 AM
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#268
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RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by Badhobz
It’s been like this for years already. Haven’t gone off the reservation yet. I just jerk off a lot and dream of my hooker and cocaine yacht retirement party.
Whatever, sex ain’t that that important to me anymore. Would be fun but also the headache associated for a few fleeting moments of pleasure doesn’t seem worth turning my life upside down
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Not the Modern Dating thread we asked for but the Modern Dating thread we deserve.
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02-28-2026, 08:34 AM
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#269
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Originally Posted by 68style
Did you text your Porsche girl to tell her you bought a Su ba lo instead of a GT3 from her? That's gonna make her both angrier and wetter than she's ever been in her life.
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shes not impressed to say the least... said i could have gotten a macan EV ANNNNDDDD that my wife would have been a helluva lot happier if i had a MACAN EV instead of some lousy lesmobile
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02-28-2026, 08:35 AM
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#270
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You still can get one. Happy wife = Happy life? (Highly subjective) 
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Originally Posted by whitev70r
you broke my heart :rukidding:
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02-28-2026, 09:07 AM
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#271
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linguistic ninja
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r/deadbedrooms
Honestly I wouldn't mind if we pivot towards this conversation - this will be more relevant to the majority of us than whatever shit these 20-something gen-z are talking about
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02-28-2026, 09:19 AM
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#272
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maybe its more a cultural thing... all my white buddys are still porking their old ladies like 1-3 times a week.
i dont know about brown brothers... i figure you dont need that much exfoliation....
how the hell did they make over 1 billion chongs if we all acted like this? jesus.... the way this is going, we are going to have a HUGE negative population within the next 30-50 years.
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02-28-2026, 09:39 AM
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#273
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Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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I thought the norm in Asia is to have a mistress or two for stress relief, and if you create an illegitimate kid you send them both out to Vancouver or California lol
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02-28-2026, 09:46 AM
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#274
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It takes work and conversations to keep the spark alive after years of marriage. After our kid I was patient for many months as it's a fucking disaster with a newborn so that was an obvious write off. After 6+ months and the kid was sleeping through the night I had to have a serious discussion about getting the bedroom back in order because I refuse to live my life in some sexless marriage.
It takes both sides, women are different than men who just always want to fuck, they need to feel a connection, you gotta keep up with the dates and nice gestures or you're just a roommate to them and that's the last person they want to fuck.
If you're in a sexless marriage and hate it you have to bring it up and find out what it's gonna take to get it back, or you'll just end up resenting them as you jerk off to the thought of the new chick at work.
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02-28-2026, 09:48 AM
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#275
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Back in the good ol' hustle bustle days in Dongguan when Chinamerica was still the thing, Chinese peeps (and their 'Murican business partners) were banging it up like there is no tomorrow. If Chinese men were all so eager to practice the Dongguan 18 styles, you can't convince me that middle aged Chinese men not banging is a cultural thing LOL~
Now... I just need to find a partner to practice those 18 styles with... 
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