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04-17-2026, 04:27 PM
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#701
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屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
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Not really man. Even dark speaks shanghainese with a slight accent. They not as OG as me. Straight up wang pu gong boy (yellow river boy)
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04-18-2026, 07:49 AM
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#702
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: 604
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If modern dating isn't complicated enough! Some of you who love Lezbarus might end up this way one day. Prob not MB, BMW, Audi owners though.
Polyamory is growing in Canada, but the legal system hasn’t caught up
https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/articl...snt-caught-up/
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you can quote me on that
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Yes that's very different than the shit whitev70 has been spewing for years
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04-18-2026, 09:28 AM
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#703
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Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 6,215
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^ Mike might need it with all the guys and gals jumping on his D
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04-18-2026, 11:35 AM
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#704
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HELP ME PLS!!!
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Burnaby
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LMAO.
Got to meet Gerbs and Evo on Thursday night, good stuff.
I have a date tonight, one tomorrow, and two next week.
Backgrounds are all over a place, a few whites, one Korean, two Flips (I'm surprised I'm wading back into those waters).
I'm still finding this shit overwhelming, even worse now that you pass the app phase into texting. Now my stupid phone has 40+ texts are a time on top of the dating app to get back to.
I'm ready to retire and just go to events this summer and do this organically.
It's weird I'm still finding my heart just isn't really into it, I think I underestimated how much of an impact the whole breakup had on my psyche. I'm still surprised my ex found it so easy to run game before, and hop on geezer cocks within weeks of the breakup. It's quite impressive.
A few gals invited me back to their places the last week and I turned it down like a big bitch 
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In Mike we Trust
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Originally Posted by westopher
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
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04-18-2026, 01:17 PM
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#705
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屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
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I think you should take some time off and find yourself Mikey. Did you end up getting the bow wow ?! Having a bow wow is great. I really miss mine. That’s real love. No strings.
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04-18-2026, 05:27 PM
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#706
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: YVR/TPE
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So the other night I was in Richmond buying BBT, I ordered on app because there was a coupon (obviously) but it estimated to take about 20min for my order to complete.
So I parked by the BBT shop entrance (there was kinda a lineup or just crowd waiting outside to pickup) playing my phone in my CT waiting. Suddenly, two young Chinese chicks (like college age) knocked on my window. They are the typical young Chinese kids today. Full on makeup with nicely done nails and the whole 9yards.
I first thought maybe they were from the cars next to me as the space was quite tight, at least on one side where it was a Range Rover and they might want me to move a bit. I lowered the window and they first asked if I spoke Chinese and then went on complimenting on the car is really cool blah blah then asked me if I was waiting for anyone.
I was like... ok... this is new. I said no. I was just waiting for my BBTs probably like the rest of the crowd there. Then they asked me if they could take some pics inside the car since they really like it.
I said yeah sure as it wasn't the first time. When I first picked it up, I let many ppl, especially kids at my son's school to hop on and see the truck. They hopped on, took some pics and whatnot and finally asked me if I had WeChat. I was a bit hesitant but then thought... well, wth... at least I can just block them if anything and I don't really share anything on WeChat and no need to be an ass.
Then I kinda forgot about the whole thing until last night when I was on the bed and browsing on WeChat Moments, I saw the chick posting the pics she took in my truck with the title "On date with someone with a really cool pickup, waiting for our BBTs".
I was like... da faq?
Lesson learned, don't believe anything you see online. Ppl would do anything to show how wonderful the life is. But... is it?
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04-18-2026, 06:50 PM
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#707
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WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 604
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^ your wifey okay with you adding some random college girl on wechat? Lol
Not to mention if she recognizes its your cybertruck, how would you explain that to her. Lol
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04-18-2026, 06:54 PM
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#708
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Originally Posted by teggy604
^ your wifey okay with you adding some random college girl on wechat? Lol
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She's not that jelly and really I've got nothing to hide. It's not like I started flirting with the chicks.
We know each other's passcode and have no prob letting others use our phone at all.
If I would ever be uncomfortable for her going through my stuff, I'd most likely file a divorce first or never married in the first place.
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04-18-2026, 07:00 PM
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#709
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Langley
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That's a long way of saying "I didn't tell her" lol
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04-18-2026, 07:05 PM
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#710
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I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: YVR
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Was that tesla romance fanfiction? Gen Z hates tesla cause of elon musk and cybertrucks are a dime a dozen in Richmond.
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04-18-2026, 07:17 PM
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#711
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: YVR/TPE
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Originally Posted by MarkyMark
That's a long way of saying "I didn't tell her" lol
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I did. Even showed her the post and we went on discussing how young kids nowadays have a very different focus than when we were in college.
College in the 00s was a much simpler time I guess.
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Originally Posted by noclue
Was that tesla romance fanfiction? Gen Z hates tesla cause of elon musk and cybertrucks are a dime a dozen in Richmond.
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Not so much for Chinese. Plus, CT is a "show-off-able" material for their circle in China since it's not exactly available unless you are ready to fork about 400k and don't mind out of province plate. In pure absolute numbers, knowing someone to have one is rarer than say a McLaren in China.
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04-19-2026, 08:55 AM
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#712
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HELP ME PLS!!!
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Location: Burnaby
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Originally Posted by Badhobz
I think you should take some time off and find yourself Mikey. Did you end up getting the bow wow ?! Having a bow wow is great. I really miss mine. That’s real love. No strings.
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I did, her name is Mona, a rescue from Iran, she's a total cutie.
Been the easiest dog you could ever have so far, hasn't even pooped or peed in my place once since I've gotten her over a month ago.
It's been an adjustment aligning my lifestyle to hers, but it's been great.
I'll bring her to a meet
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Originally Posted by MG1
In Mike we Trust
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Originally Posted by westopher
LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
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04-19-2026, 08:58 AM
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#713
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: revscene
Posts: 5,164
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Originally Posted by mikemhg
I did, her name is Mona, a rescue from Iran, she's a total cutie.
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i read this without reading the quote or having any context LOL
mikes got a saviour complex and an affinity for habibbi
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04-19-2026, 12:00 PM
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#714
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屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mikemhg
I did, her name is Mona, a rescue from Iran, she's a total cutie.
Been the easiest dog you could ever have so far, hasn't even pooped or peed in my place once since I've gotten her over a month ago.
It's been an adjustment aligning my lifestyle to hers, but it's been great.
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Today, 02:02 PM
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#715
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Random insight over dinner this week with the remaining single or early stage dating friends.
$60-150/week for dinner
$50-150/week for drinks / dessert
$50/week for activities, concerts, raves, misc, flowers, random gifts, cards
$8,320 to 18,200 a year
plus vacations, birthdays, larger gifts, most cover flights or hotels, few cover all, fewer split 50/50
which is $3-10K/year
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it just clicked in my head that almost all the guys that dated girls I've dated have spent that much but also all my friends also spend that much. we are all the reasons why the dating expectations have gone wayyyyy up lol
we all have top 5-10% jobs + 2nd jobs/businesses, average joe schmoe is cooked at late 20s 
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Today, 03:20 PM
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#716
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Apr 2013
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one of my girl friends got pissed off seeing this reply pop up on my phone, took my phone replied, and then i got unmatched LOOOOOOOOOL
the girlies really keeping me single its wild - but also imagine thinking imma take you to Korea.. off one comment dumb bitch
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Today, 03:28 PM
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#717
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linguistic ninja
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Your generation is cooked.
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Today, 04:14 PM
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#718
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 3,395
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Whys the pic of herself face cut off. Is she big backed bitch and you trying to hide it?
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Today, 04:26 PM
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#719
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Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,853
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Gentle Monster... what a ridiculous brand of eyewear...
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Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
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Today, 04:42 PM
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#720
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I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
Join Date: Nov 2012
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Is that what it means to be a Gen-Z provider?
Gentle monster/blue elephant product design seems like a copy of others, but weird store concept looks good to IG and social media/kpop so thats good enough I guess.
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Today, 04:47 PM
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linguistic ninja
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Vancouver, BC
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lol is that what it is..I thought it was some kinda dessert place. Turns out I visited this weird-ass store when I was in KL
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Today, 05:26 PM
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#722
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屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
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Your generation is cooked.
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Best answer
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Today, 05:46 PM
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#723
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Performance Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Richmond
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Smh you totally baited that chick and said fucked up stuff yourself bro!
Who says “we should go to Korea…” to someone on a dating app? Setting her up for failure and setting yourself up for denying something you just said and coming off like a flip flopping talk big no action kind of guy.
Is it that hard to make conversation saying “I was just in Korea and had these cakes at a store called blah blah blah they were so good wish we had something like that here” and go from there… if she then says take me to Korea then ok she’s a gold digging bitch (not that her saying she wants to be called princess as a grown ass woman isn’t a giant fucking red flag) and you can drop her off at the corner of ghosted and left on read.
You set both of you up with the way you’re talking though. Doomed from the hop.
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Today, 05:50 PM
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#724
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JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Richmond
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you guys see the audacity now? haven't even met a girl and she expect you to follow through with a trip to korea 
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Today, 05:54 PM
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#725
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Performance Moderator
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Location: Richmond
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It was a really fucking stupid thing to say it’s not entirely her fault, don’t put ideas into people’s heads if you can’t follow through that’s just crazy ass mind games.
Maybe she’s just flirting and it’s hard to tell in text right? Being playful? Or she’s fed up with guys who talk about how much $ they got and how big their dick is only to find out they can’t put gas in their car and got a sock roll in their crotch?
Maybe she just said to her friends “This guy already saying we should go on a trip? I’m gonna see what’s up” and pushing it to see what’s words?
If this is how convos are going no wonder y’all failing and complaining about it lol
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